MUCH NEEDED LIST FOR BUCKS

okay, so we've just endured a sixth loss in a row. SIXTH LOSS. HOW HAVE WE EVEN SURVIVED THIS LONG. shit.
anyway, i guess we're going fine and developing young guys and getting games into the kids, and also losing Trav for a few games, so obviously we have to deal with losses just like any rebuilding team does. (and considering most goals this season have come from trav and jamie, and neither of them are at full fitness soooo how else do we get goals)

BUT
i will do a list for Bucks b/c i am bored and have expert knowledge to give (i have nothing)

• 274782 x Alex Fasolo, lol fuck he's the sexiest babe of all time ilysm let's clone him, the world needs more of this angel
• 1 x Jarryd Blair
• 1 x Clinton Young (hey, guess who has an undefeated record against Carlton?????)
• 924 x Travis Varcoe SHIT THIS GUY, HE'S AMAZING, HI HELLO GEELONG WOW DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THIS GUY, WE'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM
• 1 x Travis Cloke, one-legged or not
• 20 x "how to kick straight to a collingwood player for dummies" for basically all of them idk
• 193 x "how to kick between the two big sticks for dummies" lol
• 1 x cake for Alex Fasolo
• 1 x BenKen
• 1 x fire to burn all the spreadsheets at ASADA HQ
• 1 x treasure map to lead Alex Fasolo to me
• 87 x Dane Swan
• 1 x shoulder for Tim Broomhead (ily timmy, i miss you)
• 1 x rising star nom for gooey
• 1 x 2016 rising star medal for scharenberg (ily shaz)
• 1 x catfish in Marc Murphy's car
• 1 x 20 cent coin for Josh Thomas so he doesn't give up on his AFL career

yeah i got nothing else.

look, we'll be right if we have clinton young next week. we've never destroyed anyone's amazing statistic before. (i'm joking, 6 weeks ago Varcoe had this amazing stat of the best win/loss record in the AFL ha ha ha)

(ha)

(soz Varcoe)

(no but i don't think six losses would destroy a really good win/loss thingy, right????? IT'S ONLY 6 LOSSES, THE WORLD DIDN'T BURN DOWN!!!!)