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lol we pretty much sucked against Richmond, hahahaha it was awful.
but no worries, we were 8-3 at the bye (which was pretty damn good) and endured some honourable losses (especially the one where we scared hawthorn) and got to see some very talented young guys in the seniors (especially ones we've waited FOREVER to see, like scharenberg).

Anyway.
It would be super nice to beat geelong, mostly b/c winning is fab and it's great to sing the song at the end and it's extra great seeing us kick lots of goals and see all the PDA lol who cares that we "have nothing to play for" WE HAVE EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR. WINNING IS EVERYTHING.

list:

• 8284 x Alex Fasolo (siiiigh, the poor kid, he really does try hard ugh)
• 1 x Mason Cox (SO SO SO SO GOOD IN THE VFL TODAY, HIS MARKS INSIDE 50!!!!! GOALS!!!!!!)
• 1 x Jarrod Witts 
• 8724 x Dane Swan (he's just really fab okay omg why isn't everyone like swanny)
• 1 x Matthew Scharenberg
• 1 x 20 cent coin for Matthew Scharenberg so he stays at the pies
• 1 x quick-fix for timmy's shoulder
• 22 x books titled "how to look what you're kicking the ball to for dummies" lol 
• 2324 x books titled "how to kick a goal for dummies" lollllll goals are fun
• 1 x black hole opening up in front of joel selwood when he goes for his next run
• 1 x Seedsy to share the 50th game celebrations with sinclair
• 1 x Adam Oxley (i guess so) (he's literally just mopping around, may as well use the kid) (that's not a typo) (oxleymoron)
• 1 x hair removal cream for Tom Hawkins' shampoo lol

idk whatever

i'll send this bucks, we can't lose next week :)

TRUST ME, FRIENDS, I'VE GOT THIS