LIST

lol we pretty much sucked against Richmond, hahahaha it was awful.
but no worries, we were 8-3 at the bye (which was pretty damn good) and endured some honourable losses (especially the one where we scared hawthorn) and got to see some very talented young guys in the seniors (especially ones we've waited FOREVER to see, like scharenberg).

Anyway.
It would be super nice to beat geelong, mostly b/c winning is fab and it's great to sing the song at the end and it's extra great seeing us kick lots of goals and see all the PDA lol who cares that we "have nothing to play for" WE HAVE EVERYTHING TO PLAY FOR. WINNING IS EVERYTHING.

list:

• 8284 x Alex Fasolo (siiiigh, the poor kid, he really does try hard ugh)
• 1 x Mason Cox (SO SO SO SO GOOD IN THE VFL TODAY, HIS MARKS INSIDE 50!!!!! GOALS!!!!!!)
• 1 x Jarrod Witts 
• 8724 x Dane Swan (he's just really fab okay omg why isn't everyone like swanny)
• 1 x Matthew Scharenberg
• 1 x 20 cent coin for Matthew Scharenberg so he stays at the pies
• 1 x quick-fix for timmy's shoulder
• 22 x books titled "how to look what you're kicking the ball to for dummies" lol 
• 2324 x books titled "how to kick a goal for dummies" lollllll goals are fun
• 1 x black hole opening up in front of joel selwood when he goes for his next run
• 1 x Seedsy to share the 50th game celebrations with sinclair
• 1 x Adam Oxley (i guess so) (he's literally just mopping around, may as well use the kid) (that's not a typo) (oxleymoron)
• 1 x hair removal cream for Tom Hawkins' shampoo lol

idk whatever

i'll send this bucks, we can't lose next week :)

TRUST ME, FRIENDS, I'VE GOT THIS 

MUCH NEEDED LIST FOR BUCKS

okay, so we've just endured a sixth loss in a row. SIXTH LOSS. HOW HAVE WE EVEN SURVIVED THIS LONG. shit.
anyway, i guess we're going fine and developing young guys and getting games into the kids, and also losing Trav for a few games, so obviously we have to deal with losses just like any rebuilding team does. (and considering most goals this season have come from trav and jamie, and neither of them are at full fitness soooo how else do we get goals)

BUT
i will do a list for Bucks b/c i am bored and have expert knowledge to give (i have nothing)

• 274782 x Alex Fasolo, lol fuck he's the sexiest babe of all time ilysm let's clone him, the world needs more of this angel
• 1 x Jarryd Blair
• 1 x Clinton Young (hey, guess who has an undefeated record against Carlton?????)
• 924 x Travis Varcoe SHIT THIS GUY, HE'S AMAZING, HI HELLO GEELONG WOW DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE OF THIS GUY, WE'LL TAKE ALL OF THEM
• 1 x Travis Cloke, one-legged or not
• 20 x "how to kick straight to a collingwood player for dummies" for basically all of them idk
• 193 x "how to kick between the two big sticks for dummies" lol
• 1 x cake for Alex Fasolo
• 1 x BenKen
• 1 x fire to burn all the spreadsheets at ASADA HQ
• 1 x treasure map to lead Alex Fasolo to me
• 87 x Dane Swan
• 1 x shoulder for Tim Broomhead (ily timmy, i miss you)
• 1 x rising star nom for gooey
• 1 x 2016 rising star medal for scharenberg (ily shaz)
• 1 x catfish in Marc Murphy's car
• 1 x 20 cent coin for Josh Thomas so he doesn't give up on his AFL career

yeah i got nothing else.

look, we'll be right if we have clinton young next week. we've never destroyed anyone's amazing statistic before. (i'm joking, 6 weeks ago Varcoe had this amazing stat of the best win/loss record in the AFL ha ha ha)

(ha)

(soz Varcoe)

(no but i don't think six losses would destroy a really good win/loss thingy, right????? IT'S ONLY 6 LOSSES, THE WORLD DIDN'T BURN DOWN!!!!)