I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT. THE TASTE OF HER CHERRY CHAPSTICK. I HOPE MAH BOYFRIEND (DALE THOMAS) DON'T MIND IT. LOL. ^_^

Wow.
I was watching Video Hits this morning (Yes, I am a loser) and they played Cupid's Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes (which is a fab song ^_^).
Anyway, at the start, there was a guy reading the newspaper and I think it was Patrick from FOB. (In this context, FOB doesn't mean that Patrick has just stepped off a boat).

Okay, that's not the point I'm trying to say.
I'm trying to say that Katy Perry (chick who kissed a girl and will probably do it again) was in that video clip and I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. O_O

Later on, I remembered that Katy Perry is dating Travis from Gym Class Heroes.

TAKE A LOOK AT MAH GIRLFRIEND, ~KATY PERRY. SHE'S THE ONLY ONE I'VE GOT. SHE'S NOT MUCH OF A GIRLFRIEND. SHE KEEPS KISSING RANDOM GIRLS AND I ACTUALLY DO MIND IT~.
LOL. I JUST MADE A SONG. 'CEPT I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. >_>

Anyway, I saw the Womanizer video clip. Again.
Britney Spears is so ~classy.
Sittin' on a photocopier and photocopyin' your bum is just cool cos Bart Simpson has done it.
(Well, Bart had 99 copies of his bum and he put them in each Mass Booklet at church. LOL)

And yeah.
I did a practice exam paper and I checked the answers. Then I realised that I only printed off half of the exam paper. EPIC FAIL.

I WANT A HOUSE ELF. PREFERABLY DOBBY - HE'S FUNNEH.

I was watching Harry Potter last night.
-neeerd-
Dobby was so adorable.
He was all like, "A sock! Master presented Dobby with a sock! ^_^"

And Ron is also cute.
"Why can't it be follow the butterflies?! -whinges-"
Also, Crabbe and Goyle ate some cupcakes which were laced with ~sleeping pills. And Ron was all like, "How thick can you get?! O_O"

I loved Gilderoy Lockhart.
"Do you live here? O_O"
HE LOST HIS MEMORY LOL.
I laughed for, like, 10 minutes. X']

Anyway, I saw an ad and P!NK is performing on teh boring-est show in teh world, Australian Idol.
Should I watch it?
I watched it when Gabriella Cilmi was performing.
And I almost DIED cos it was so friggin' boring.
Like, why doesn't Channel Ten put on a show with grass growing for an hour. That would be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more interesting, no offence.

Dale Thomas played in teh International Rules last night.
'Cept he lost. X'[
But he was still adorable.
I didn't see much of Scott Pendlebury but then again, I was mainly watching Harry Potter. ^_^

Anyway, I'ma going.
Later, peeps.

BIOLOGY IS AWESOMENESS. KK.

Well...
I have mah Biology exam on Monday morning.
I am absolutely scared. =
I'll be crammin' all weekend. Cos that's what I have to do to achieve one of my goals (look on the right hand side ^_^)
Okay, so I'm not going to get an A+ for Biology.
That goal is SO unrealistic.
But I still want to TRY.
Try is the best part of CHEMISTRY. LOL.

Halloweeeeeeen is today!
Ah, crap. I just used an exclamation mark.
Sorry, I have a weird idea that exclamation marks are wrong. No, I didn't copy that from anyone. >_>

Anyway, I love Halloween.
Well, I don't go trick or treating or anything like that.
I just love it, kk.

I shall leave now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Have you heard about the "game"?
P.P.S. HAHA, you just lost! LOL.
P.P.P.S. Oh, crap. I lost too. X'[

HALLOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN. ^_^

Wow.
Going to school at, like, 2 pm was great.
Everyone was hyper in homeroom cos they all got to sleep in. ^_^
But it was kinda freaky cos we were still in class at, like, 6 pm which is the time that I have dinner.

Anyway, I feel like I haven't watched TV for ageeees. Well, not since last Sunday when I watched Rove. Speaking of Rove, I can't watch it on Sunday. =[
Cos I have mah Biology exam (~sniff) on Monday morning so yeah. At least the school shall be quiet cos no one will be there. CUP WEEKEND FTW~!
HEHE, LOL. =D

Halloween is tomorrow!
Is anyone going Trick or Treating?
I'm not. It's an American thing.
A few years ago, I went Trick or Treating. And we got tonnes of lollies. And then, some ~idiots decided to throw eggs at us. Luckily, I didn't get hit. (Obviously, the ~idiots can't throw cos I wasn't running that fast...)
And last year, I went to a friend's house on Halloween and her cat (whose ego was preggo) had kittens. And we watched Bridge to Terabithia. Which was so sad. Cos the girl died, I think. X'[

I'ma going to go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Anyone watching the International Rules, y/y?

NEW GOAL.

I have a new goal.
If you look over to the right, it'll say, "Buy some red boots" or something like that.
I want a pair of red boots.

I was looking at my poster of the Veronicas (well, it is a kinda old-ish poster) and Jess was wearing sparkeh black boots. And I was like, "ILY, Jess." LOL.

Sparkeh is a new word in mah vocabulary, kk.
LOL.

Anyway, I had a dream last night that I met a girl who had red boots.
And I was all like, "You remind me of Gabriella Cilmi!"
She was all like, "^_^"
And I was like, "I love your boots."
And she was like, "LOL. Me too."

And then, we went shopping together and she bought me a pair of red boots.
Unfortunately it was a dream. So I don't have a pair of red boots. Yet.

I'm bored.
See ya later.

LA LA LA... ^_^

My school is pretteh lame cos they are making us all go to school at 2 pm and staying till 6:30 pm.
That means that I will miss the Simpsons.
/rant

My Biology exam is in less than a week.
I'm so freaked out.
I want to get a study score of 30 cos then I can do mah Science degree. ^_^
To get the Science degree, I'll need an ENTER score of about 75 and that is hard. I think.

(I just totally realised that 2 of the people who read this blog don'r do VCE... I think one is in NSW and the other is Melbourne')
Dudes, the little apostrophe after the "Melbourne" means "complement." Therefore, somewhere that's not Melbourne. I'm doing Probability in Maths Methods, kk.

Anyway, just ignore the above sentences if you don't understand them.

I'm going now. See ya!

WOMANIZER.

So, I never really liked Britney Spears (except Oops I did it again and Baby Hit Me One More Time Kthx) but her new song is fabulous.
On Saturday, I just sang Womanizer all day.
Ah, Britney. ILY.

I found the Sims version of this wonderful song.
Enjoy!

LOL. GILLY IS TEH AWESOME.

Hey everyone! :]
Yesterday I watched Toy Story 2.
It was fabulous.
I AM YOUR FATHER! ^_^
"You saved our lives - we are eternally grateful!"
I love the Barbie dolls. LOL.

Did y'know that Adam "Gilly" Gilchrist has written a book and it is being released on Tuesday?
Yeah, I want that book.
Apparently he had to apologise to Sachin Tendulkar about something in the book. I don't know all the details.
Anyway, I loved it when Gilly wore pink gloves at the Boxing Day test match. ^_^
They were sparkeh and I went in a competition to win them but I lost! X'[

Oh well.
I was watching the Simpsons and when an ad came on, I changed the station. And they were showing highlights from the International Rules match.
So, I was watching the highlights cos I wanted to see Dale Thomas. And the game was so much like rugby and I was like, "Oh no, my little Dale Thomas is going to get hurt!!!!11!!"
But I don't think he did. Phew!

I had Lasagna for dinner yesterday.
YUM.
And then I had chocolate cake and ice cream afterwards.
I felt fat. But then again, I always feel fat so I'm kinda used to it. X']

I shall leave now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. ROVE IS ON TONIGHT!!!! :D
P.P.S. P!NK IS ON ROVE! I'ma going to be a rockstar. LOL.
P.P.P.S. AND THE PRESETS ARE PERFORMING ON ROVE!!!1!! -dies-
P.P.P.P.S. I'd better go now before you start falling asleep with mah boring post. X]

VALEDICTORY NIGHT. ^_^

No, I didn't go to the Valedictory cos I was graduating.
I went because I volunteered to serve food. X]
Anyhoo, I got there at 6pm and we all ate pizza, chips, Coke and lollies. YUM.
Then, when we finished, everyone decided to take photos of everyone and everything, lol.

After that, we went inside to the Hall where everything was set up for the Year 12's/families to have dinner.
We had to fill the jugs with water and put out the spoons, forks and knives. Oh and the soft drinks - we had to place them on the tables.
Then we sat and waited for the Year 12's to arrive.
We were all like, "OMG, THIS WILL BE US NEXT YEAR! I'MA GONNA MISS YA!"
And we were all kinda upset cos we only have one year left with each other.

The year 12's arrived with their parents and unfortunately, some siblings of the year 12's came too. WHY?! ='[
Anyhoo, it was a good night. 'Cept I didn't do much cos I didn't really know what to do.
Other people who volunteered were doing so much and I was basically standing around doin' nothing. FAIL.

They had the VCE/VCAL awards and they were only for the smart people.
And then, they had "FUN" awards. Like who came late to school the most and who'll end up in a certain place. It was pretteh funny.
Then, the vice captain of the school got up to speak.
She's usually really funneh and her speech last night wasn't any different.
LOL.

And when the dessert was served, there was some dessert leftover.
So we got a free dessert (yay!) and it was delicious. ^_^

It was such a good night.
It'll be ME next year.
Kinda sad cos I don't want to leave school and be an adult.
I want to hang around the school like a bad smell (as I usually do) and see my friends every day. Pretty much everyone in my year level is awesome. I think.
Well, there are SOME people I don't like.

Anyway, I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. In the International Rules, Aussies lost. By 1 point. And Dale Thomas didn't kick any points/goals/whatever they're called. But I still love him. Totally.

MUCK UP DAY WAS PRETTEH AWESOME. LOL.

The title says everything. KK.
Anyway, the year 12's at my school had Muck Up Day today.
I got to school early and there was Glad Wrap EVERYWHERE. The year 12's had messed up the school.
So I went in, and sat with my friends and we chatted about what we would do for Muck Up Day next year.
(We kinda decided to put starving lions in the principal's office, honey/glue on the toilet seat and maybe some Glad Wrap on the toilet too ^_^)
Anyway, the bell rang and we went upstairs. (Some year 12 put honey on the freaking banister thingy - damn you!)
So we had homeroom as per usual.
Good times, lol.
We had Accounting for Period 1.
It was in the Computer Labs so not many year 12's came to give us lollies.
But I still got to fill up my pocket with lollies. ^_^
Mainly lollipops but still. I'm not complaining.

Then, after recess, we went to the Mass. It was the last mass for the Year 12's so we had to be very well behaved.
The Mass was pretteh boring and it ended with Shine Jesus Shine which we all sang along to.
After the Mass, we went back to class.
I had English. EW.
But that was all good. We just worked on our SACs which are tomorrow. ARGH!

After lunchtime, we headed to the Hall for the concert.
It was so funneh.
The year 12's made a video and they were ghosting teachers. X]
Also, the teachers HATE it when girls knock on the staffroom door during recess or the first half of lunch.
So in the video, the year 12's did the game where someone knocks on the staffroom door and then takes three steps and hides. Hamish and Andy did it on Rove so yeah.
Hilarious.
Also, there was another cool video. The music playing was That's What I Go To School For by Busted. And it was all like saying how five girls go to school cos they have a crush on a teacher. (Of course it was a joke. Duh!)
And later on, me and my friends were discussing how we should do a video like that one next year. But instead of having a crush on a teacher, it will be having a crush on someone's mum. And the music that will be playing will be Stacy's Mom. ^_^
Anyway, it was a FABULOUS day.

And yeah.
At my school, there is four classes for every year level and each class is either called White, Gold, Green or Blue.
Anyway, next year, there will be FIVE classes of year 7's.
I thought there would be less year 7's cos the principal is LAME. But oh well.
Anyhoo, I was thinking that if they have five classes, what will the fifth class be called?
Like, one class will be White, one will be Gold, one will be Green and one will be Blue.
What about the fifth class?
Will their name be Whitegoldgreenblue?
Or will they choose a random colour like red or pink or purple or grey?
I'd just call the class DALE THOMAS. That would be cool, lol.

Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!
P.S. 5TH GRADER IS ON TONIGHT!!!! ^___________________________^

MUCK UP DAY. -excited-

Muck up day is tomorrow.
Well, I'm not in year 12 yet but the year 12's at my school have their muck up day tomorrow. X]
Next year, it will be ME.
I can't wait. ^_^
There is a school in Melbourne called Xavier's College or something like that.
And their muck up day was like a riot, I think.
Anyway, they did all this outrageous stuff (like smashing teachers' cars) and only a few boys were involved in the riot but no one owned up to it so the whole of year 12 at Xavier College is suspended.
SUSPENDED FROM WHAT?! SCHOOL?
They've already finished school.
And they still get to go to the exams. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
So yeah. I don't know what their punishment is.
Probably something like community service while all the other year 12's in the state go to Schoolies. That would make sense, yeah?
It isn't fair for the boys that DIDN'T do anything or weren't involved in the riot. NOT FAIR AT ALL.

Anyway, in Biology today, our ~lovely Biology teachers gave us a Lavender plant.
My friend was all like, "Wow, it's French Lavender."
And my other friend was like, "How did you know that?! O_O"
And then she looked at the sign on the plant which said, "French Lavender." And my friend was like, "Oh... I see."
LOL. It was funneh.

Ah, good times. ^_^
I watched the Simpsons today.
Bonnie and Clyde were like to some religious guy, "Can you take us to visit a series of banks, y/y?" Cos they wanted to rob some banks.
And the religious dude was like, "Deposit yourself in my car and you've got my interest." LOL.
Anyway, a little while later, the religious guy finds out that Bonnie and Clyde were using him to rob banks. But that didn't bother the religious guy. The thing that bothered him was that Bonnie and Clyde were an UNMARRIED couple. ROFL.

Um, yeah.
Today, I was listening to the radio and Faker's new song was on.
And it was all like, "Sleepwalking... dun dun dun...etc"
And I was like, "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE TWIIIIILIGHT!"
I want to be the Twilight.
I would be Edward cos he is dazzling. Or Bella cos she got to have sex with Edward.
Or Alice cos she's cute AND can predict the future.
Actually, I'll be Seth's girlfriend. Does he even have a girlfriend?
I don't really want to be Nessie cos when she's older, she'll be having sex with Sharkboy. Or Jacob "I'm-A-Oompa-Loompa-y'know" Black.
I suppose I'll just be Alice. She's cute, pretteh and talented. I can be like, "Hm, what will I get in my Biology exam..." And I'll know if I have to study or not.
Oh and I could see into the future to know what the Biology exam is like. OMG, yes! Excellent idea! I could get, like, 100% and everyone will be like, "WHAT? HOW? I SRSLY THOUGHT YOU WERE DUMB/STUPID/IDIOT!"
Well, I am dumb/stupid/idiot. Everyone knows that.

Oh well.
I shall watch 5th Grader tomorrow.
Hopefully there are a few Biology questions.
And I will know the answers and the kids will be like, "That's hard."
Wait - those kids are geniuses so of course they'll know the answers. Dammit.
I bet they don't know what an "anode" or "cathode" is.
Or they would struggle with "translation" and transcription."
I feel smart now. ^_^

Later, peeps.

GABRIELLA CILMI IS A GORGEOUS LITTLE SWEETHEART. ^_^

Hey peeps and random stalkers!
I watched a bit of Australian Idol last night cos I wanted to see Gabriella Cilmi perform. (She was a fabulous performer ^_^)
So I just watched the end of the show and I had no idea who the contestants were. O_O
One of the contestants (who I shall call Blondie cos she had blonde hair) was eliminated. I was kinda disappointed cos she had just said that she had lived in England (British accents rule! ^_^), started an Accounting course (LOL, she's a nerd like me), auditioned for Idol and then cancelled the Accounting course.

Oh well. I can't even remember her name but when she left, she sang a crappy version of Don't Hold Back by Teh Potbelleez.
And apparently, it is Rolling Stones night on Australian Idol next week. I won't be watching it but I can already see Mick Jagger and Keith Richards throwing tomatoes at their TV because all the drips and pricks are ruining their songs.

Anyway, I also watched the Simpsons last night.
It was funneh.
It was more interesting than Australian Idol but then again, watching grass grow is more interesting than Australian Idol.

Anyhoo, I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!
P.S. Why couldn't Rove be on Sunday night?? They could have easily taken off Australian Idol. No Rove and no Carrie make Laura something something.
Random person: Go crazy?!
Me: Don't mind if I do! *goes crazy*

YOU'VE GOT THE SHINNING!

ART SHOW AND TEH FETE! ^_^

Hey girls, guys and random stalkers!
I went to the Fete today.
It was my primary school's fete and I didn't know anyone there.
There were so many little kids and I didn't know any of them.
I felt really old. X'[
Anyway, they were selling Krispy Kreme donuts. (I know, right!)
I bought one for $1.50! (Six donuts were 8 bucks ^_^)
Is that cheap for Krispy Kreme?
I haven't actually bought a Krispy Kreme donut so I wouldn't know.

Anyway, they changed the playground at my primary school.
They painted them different colours. Well, I did go to that primary school about 6 years ago so they would have changed something.
I miss playing on playgrounds. I used to love the monkey bars (even though I was really bad at it).
Ah, good times.

I also went to my school's Art Show too.
My mum was volunteering there and she gave me four scones with jam and cream.
Yum! ^_^
I looked around at the paintings cos my mum said she'd buy one for me but they were too expensive. Like, I saw a Panda painting (it reminded me of Kung Fu Panda, kk) and it was like 350 bucks. And I'm like, "Dude, no way."
I saw a cute ducky one. I was all like, "OMG, yay." But it was 200 bucks.

Later, peeps.
^_^

SEMI FORMAL PHOTOS. (Well, some of them..)

Last year, Ricki Lee (the chick that was on Australian Idol a few years ago) came to my school to perform three songs and give us all a poster and one of her singles. (Idk why she chose my school but oh well, it only costed 2 bucks).

Anyway, at the end of her three-song-performance, people got the chance to ask her questions.

The questions were mainly about her career/album/Australian Idol so they kinda bored me.

But anyway, I remember Ricki Lee saying how she got married and how happy she was. And how it was the best day of her life blah blah blah.

So, today, I was reading the ninemsn homepage and one of the headlines was like, "Ricki Lee separates from husband." And I'm like, "Uh, aren't they meant to be married?!?!?! O_O"

And yeah.

I shall leave you with.... PHOTOS FROM TEH SEMI FORMAL!!! YAY.

Ashleigh, Erica (Bollywood!) & Kate (dressed as Romy, I think. LOL)

These two people won "Cutest Couple." Aren't they adorable?!

Christina and Miri. (aka Angel and Devil)

Tribal people! Vicki, Rhea and Stef! X]

Lauren and Aparna. Gorgeous princesses! ^_^

GOODNIGHT & GOODBYE! X]

SEMI FORMAL!!!!1111ONE

I went to get mah costume today. ^_^
I'm going as Snow White to the semi formal tomorrow!
And I'll bring along a ~poisonous apple, of course. LOL.

Did you know that Australia and India had a DRAW for the first test?!
Well, they did.
I'm barracking for Australia (well, duh!) cos Mitchell Johnson is so adorable with his ~gorgeous new tongue piercing.
Okay, dudes, don't worry. I won't be getting any piercings/tattoos. I just think that Mitchell Johnson with piercings is the cutest thing ever. 'Scuse my nonsense.

The Amazing Race is coming back on!!!
'Cept the TV Week blogger won't blog about it. X'[
She doesn't want to blog about it cos she's already blogging about Australian Idol.
Okay, I have to admit that her Australian Idol blogs are pretteh funny but I srsly don't care about Australian Idol. I prefer the Amazing Race cos the host (Phil ^_^) doesn't go like, "You have to vote for whoever you want in the race!!11!!" Basically, the future of the contestants isn't depended on the stupid audience/viewers/whatever.

Oh yeah, speaking of the TV Week blog, the usual blog (Mary Kiley) won't be bloggin' next week.
Some other chick is bloggin' about it. And Mary Kiley was all like, "You kids be nice to her." And I'm like, "LOL. I shall. -winkwinknudgenudge-"

On Friday, everyone in mah year level get to come to school at 9:30 am cos they get to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep in cos the semi formal goes till 11 pm and apparently that's pretteh late for us.
Anyway, I was all excited cos sleep is the best thing of the day.
But now, I have to come to school at, like, 9 am. Cos my Chemistry teacher is all like, "We won't get the course finished if only have half a lesson on Friday."
So, now I have to go to school earlier. Which isn't that bad considering I normally stay up till 11 pm on a Sunday night (DAMN YOU AUSTRALIAN IDOL FOR ALWAYS GOING OVERTIME!) and I'd normally have to be at school at 8:35 am.
Therefore, it doesn't really affect me at all. X]

I doubt any of my friends will come to school ~earlier on Friday.
They all like sleep too, I think.
And two of my friends have Year 12 subjects on teh Friday morning and it's alright to miss a Year 12 subject in Term 4 cos it's only revision. And you can basically do revison ~anytime.

Ah, I'll have to sleep some other time.
I have been deprived of sleep on Thursday night/Friday morning but it all works out cos I have deprived some poor village of their idiot. LOL.

Later, peeps.
Say hi to your mum for me!
*pokes reader with a stick cos they fell asleep while reading this post*

TV WEEK RUUUUUUUUULES.

The TV Week blog was so funneh.
She has already predicted the winner.
And she was all like, "Can't they just give him the trophy so that Channel Ten can get back to showing Simpsons repeats on Sunday nights?"
And I was like, "ILY, dude. I totally agree. Bring on the Simpsons!"
Ah, good times.
The guy who the TV Week blogger thinks will win is Wes. And my friend is pretteh obsessed with him. (Haha, did you all click on the link thinking it would take you to a profile of my friend or something? Cos it didn't. I just wrote Google cos I forgot my friend's blog. FAIL.)

Later, peeps!
See ya!

ROVE CAME TO MY STREET.

I watched Rove yesterday! ^_^
They went to someone's street but they didn't say WHICH street.
It could have been MY street for all I know.
Actually, I checked my backyard and Rove wasn't there.
I was disappointed.

Anyway, Shannon Noll was on.
I love his song Lift. It motivates me to lose weight. >_>
I also like drinking Lift therefore it is a good song for me.

And Carrie Bickmore wasn't there! I felt sad cos she's my favourite.
Myf can't be the newsreader cos she kept laughing when she said the news.
You have to keep a serious face. It makes it funnier. I don't know why.

Petespace was good, though.
LOL.
Pete is always funneh cos he's Strauchanie.

Katy Perry was on the show too.
She kissed a girl.
Well, not on the show. She sang the song I Kissed A Girl.
I like her video clip of Hot N Cold. Because at the start, she's getting married. And she's like, "I do." And the groom is like, "Err... umm..."
And then, Katy is like, "You change your mind like a girl changes clothes..." Or something like that. Idk.

Fall Out Boy's video clip for I Don't Care is good too.
Pete dresses up as a nun.
No, Pete, you are not a nun. You aren't even a Catholic cos you had sex before marriage!
So yeah. It was funny. X']

I'm going now.
See ya!
Say hi to your mum for me!

At the moment, I am reading a Jaclyn Moriarty book.
Yeah. It is called Spell Book of Listen Taylor or something like that.
Anyway, Listen's friends are SO mean.
They were all like, "Listen, you can't be our friend anymore. You laugh at our jokes without giving us anything to laugh at." And they ran away from Listen at the Walkathon.

Oh and another character in the book is called Cath Murphy. And she was in love with a guy called Warren. And Cath and Warren are both teachers at the same school and they both teach Grade 2. Anyway, Warren invited Cath to some nightclub or something to listen to a band.
And Cath was all like thinking, "OMG, he's asked me out on a date! YAY."
And then Warren was all like, "I think Breeanna might be coming to."
And Cath was like, "Breeanna?"
And Warren was like, "Yeah, my wife Breeanna."

I felt sympathy for Cath. She was so lovely.
And she liked Warren. Poor little Cath.

I love Cassie Zing.
She's so cute and her dad is so cryptic.

Anyway, I have a lot of goals to achieve (I know, right) and I haven't achieved any.
And Jaclyn Moriarty has already achieved two of her goals.
I am SO far behind.
'Cept I chose difficult goals like meeting Dale Thomas. How could I do that?

Speaking of Dale Thomas, did I mention that you don't have to be on Bigpond to comment his blog?
I got to comment his blog.
I felt proud.
Other people commented his blog too.
And now, everyone is HAPPY.
^_^

NEW GOAL. ^_^

I've added another goal.
Which is that I'm not texting anyone for 3 months.
All it means is that I can't be bothered getting more credit.

Cos I got phone credit two weeks ago and then me and my friend kept texting each other and now I have no credit. So yeah.

Basically, I only buy credit every 3 months cos that's how long $15 of credit lasts for.

SEMI FORMAL

So. What should I go as to the semi formal?
The theme is "in your wildest dreams" but I think I'll ignore the theme and just buy a dress and some red boots.
Cos everyone will be wearing a dress; not jeans. And anyway, jeans isn't formal at all.

And I'll just sit there the whole night taking pictures of my ~gorgeous red boots.
People will be like, "Dude, wanna come dance?"
And I'll be like, "Uh, I'm busy. >_>"

I was just reading Dale Thomas' blog and he has posted a new picture of the Maldives cos that's where he went surfing.
And guess what?
I COULD COMMENT IT. EVEN IF YOU AREN'T ON BIGPOND, YOU CAN STILL COMMENT. /capslock
I love my lovely Dale Thomas who is special and always will be.

At school today, I got my Tech Free Maths Methods test back.
And guess what I got?
91%. ^_^
And the teacher was all like, "Now, basically everyone did better on the Tech Active test than the Tech Free test which is disappointing..."
And I went better on the Tech Free because I always go better on the Tech Free.
I never like using my calculator cos I'm too slow to type in the numbers. I know where the numbers are and how to use each button but my short, stubby fingers can't type fast.

I'm going now, dude.
See ya, peeps! ^_^

RYAN SHELTON IS A GENIUS.

Hey peeps.
I watched Rove last night. ^_^
Ryan Shelton found the BEST way to lose weight and get fit.
THE SQUARE.
OMG.
And there was a "square diet" where you only eat anything in the shape of a square.
So, if you have a Big Mac and it's round, you get the square cookie cutter and cut a square out of the Big Mac. Then you can eat it.

So Ryan Shelton was like, "I'm going to go eat pizza. Square pizza!"
He's so funneh.
I laughed for, like, 10 minutes.
Oh and Rove is going to someone's street next Sunday cos he's going to host the show in someone's street.
And I was like, "OMG, come to my street, Rove! ^_^"
I would like Shannon Noll to drown in my pool and Carrie to sit on my couch and Ryan and Pete and Rove to be in my street. X]

LOL. Rove was funny.
I also watched the last part of Australian Idol (the recaps) and I read the TV Week blog (which was fabulous).
It was ABBA night.

Did you know Jack Heath was nominated for Young Australian of the Year?!
I know, right.
I feel proud. I want him to win.
'Cept he doubts he'll win cos he doesn't like sport AT ALL.
And anyway, he can't win Young Australian of the Year cos he'll be up against the woman who wanted to roll to Uluru and the guy who donated the eardrum and Ja'mie and the funneh guy who invited the judge to lunch... Oh, I loved that guy.

I liked Ja'mie too. She was all like, "When did you first realise you were hot?" to the girl who she sponsored. And the girl was like, "Um... when I was 10."
And Ja'mie and her friends were like, "Yeah, that's a good age. Uh huh."

The woman who wanted to roll to Uluru was weird. She had cancer and she wanted to raise some money. So she was all like, "I could roll to Uluru." And then she was like, "Maybe dingoes will eat me."
So, she decided to roll to Uluru inside a cage.
Except she never did cos she died. ='[

Ah, good times. =]
I should go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Rove is coming to my street. And I'll put on my cherry chapstick and Katy Perry will be all like, "Ooh, cherry. I like it."
P.P.S. Dudez, does anyone know anything about beer/hops/bitter flavour/anything chemistry? It's for an assignment. I had to choose a topic so I did eenie-meenie-minie-moe to choose and I didn't realise it was about beer. I hate beer. In fact, I am so anti-alcoholism that beer should die.
P.P.P.S. All alcohol shall die. T_T
P.P.P.P.S. Beer is gay. (I've never tried it... I just hate it)
P.P.P.P.P.S. I've had enough of writing P.S's and I'm sure you are too. Go read the TV Week blog. Mary Kiley is excellent and she doesn't annoy/bore her readers.

I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A SIGNED COPY OF NATHAN BUCKLEY'S BOOK! ;_;

Today I was planning to see Buddy Franklin.
But my mum was like, "Nah, don't see him. He's Hawthorn. Why don't you find out where Nathan Buckley is signing his book?"
So, I didn't go see Buddy. And I was like, "Maybe I'll see him another day. -hopeful-"

Anyhoo, we went to some people's house for lunch (family friends) instead.
I got home and there was a text message on my phone.
It was from my friend.
It said, "Laura, did u c Buddy? If ur in Southland, go to Big W. Nathan Buckley is there for his new book!"

DAMMIT. WHY DIDN'T I GO?
WHYYYYY???
I could have seen Buddeh AND bought a signed copy of Nathan Buckley's book.
That sounds awesome, right?

I shall regret this. I'll always remember (and regret) the day I decided NOT to see Buddy.
ARGH.
LIFE SUCKS.
X[

To make matters worse, school starts on Monday.
ON MONDAY!
DAMN ALL YOU NEW SOUTH WALES PEOPLE WHO GET ANOTHER WEEK OF HOLIDAYS! DAMMIT.
I'll move to NSW and then I can have three weeks holidays. And New South Wales people will be all like, "DAMN YOU." And I'll be like, "PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT."

Oh, something amusing did happen today.
There is a contestant on Australian Idol called Wes Carr. (I got this info from TV Week blog and other such blogs - and I don't know much about him).
Anyhoo, I saw a numberplate today. And it said, "WES."
And I was all like, "OMG, IT'S WES! AND IT'S A CAR!"
Geddit. WES is the numberplate of the CARR.
LOL. ^_^

I remember when we were having a ~renovation type thingy. And one of the builders had a car and its numberplate was TOM.
And guess what the builder's name was? Tom.
Interesting, eh?
LOL.

Anyway, I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
X]

Y'KNOW WHO SHOULD BE ON DANCING WITH THE STARS INSTEAD OF LICURIA? HEATH SHAW. ^____________^

Whoa.
One day left till I achieve one of my goals.
It's scary knowing that one of my goals will be accomplished tomorrow and it was one of the best goals. Hugging Buddy. ^_^

I have another goal.
I should stop adding more goals or I'll never get through the list.
MY NEW GOAL IS: Get Heath Shaw to drive me somewhere.
PLANS FOR THE GOAL: Um, I haven't thought of any yet. One major problem is that Heath probably lost his licence a few months ago. He'll have to get that back somehow. Hm...

Hopefully, I achieve that goal soon. LOL.
I'm sure Heath is a good driver.
His name is Heath so he MUST be.

In Before I Die, I'm up to the part where (sorry for the spoilers) Tess and Adam have sex. Actually, maybe they just take their clothes off. Idk.
Anyhoo, I probably won't read any more of the book cos I hate sex scenes.
Tess has a list of ten things and she's up to the 8th one.
Which is "love."
And I think when Tess says, "Love," she means, "SEX love."

Anyway, the JoBros are bringing out an album.
I won't be buying it but I might download it from Limewire.

I'll stop writing on this EXTREMELY pointless post.
Later, peeps.
P.S. I watched 5th Grader yesterday. Sean is the happiest kid that I know. SRSLY.

I HAVE ANOTHER GOAL. :D

If you look over to the right, you'll see that there is another goal.
Which is to have lunch with Jimmy Bartel.
I had a dream last night and in the dream, I met Jimmy Bartel and we had lunch and then we swapped phone numbers and became friends. ^_^
I want that dream to come true. -hopeful-

Before I Die is such a good book. Tess had to say 'yes' to everything for a day. And some random guy jumped in a pool of dirty, cold water. And he was like, "Do you want a swim?" to everyone nearby. And Tess HAD to say 'yes.' Good times.
Omg, I have another goal - say 'yes' to everything for a whole day.
I nearly did that in primary school but I accidentally told my friend and she was like, "Do my homework!" And I was like, "NO! Oh, wait - I ruined my plan. Dammit."

So, this time, I'm going to go to school and I'll say 'yes' to everything. Except I'll only do it for a day and I'm not saying which day...

LOL.
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader is on tonight!
Rove is pretteh cool.
And Stephen Curry will be on tonight. I don't know much about him 'cept I'm pretty sure he was on Thank God You're Here for one of the episodes. I think.

Day 13 of the holidays. It isn't long now before I go back to that dreaded place to learn stuff. No more sleep-ins. More homework. Teachers will be all like, "EXAMS ARE COMING SOON!!! KEEP STUDYING FOR YOUR SACS!!!"
I mean, how can you study for EXAMS when the teachers keep giving you more homework? Is that even possible?

But then again, there are good things about school. Um.. just let me think...
UMMMMM....
IDK.
There isn't anything about school that is good when you've got exams coming up. All you can think about is EXAMS. Because there is about 6 exams to study for. I'm so glad we don't have to study for Religion. It is the most pointless subject EVER. (Actually, another pointless subject for me was Music in year 7 and 8 - the teacher didn't really care what I did so I just doodled on my book the whole time and every time I handed up an assignment, the teacher would always lose it so I'd get an N/A - so yeah. Pointless).
Actually, everyone else in my class enjoyed Music because we either played games or had class discussions with the teacher about topics that weren't related to what we were meant to be doing. (i.e. one of the topics was the wedding that the teacher sang at).
Or sometimes we did a listening journal where someone brings in a song each week and we write stuff about it like opinion, genre, instruments used in song, etc.
I brought in the song Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani and everyone gave it 10/10 except one person.
^_^

Ah, good times.
Anyway, what the hell was I blogging about before I rambled off?
-confused-

I'll just go now.
Later, peeps.
Bye for now but not forever.
P.S. I feel like making cookies with Elliott.
No, I was NOT watching Roller Coaster yesterday. >_>