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Hello everyone. I have come here to say... PURPLE MONKEY IN YOUR BUSHES!!!

Click on the link. It will take you to my gorgeous Live Journal blog.

Don't worry, honey. I'll still post on this blog. =]

AMUSING.

This is hilarious. You have to read it. Click on the link. =]

Okay, you may be thinking, "Who is this Jack Heath dude?" He is an author. But don't worry about him. It is the artist that did something amusing. Jack is only blogging about it.

And yeah. SYTYCD is on tonight. If Graeme leaves.. I'll kill someone. Because he can't leave. He's my favourite. *sniff*

CELEBRITY PROFILE: RHIANNON!

Another celebrity profile. This time it is for Rhiannon; SYTYCD contestant.

Full Name: Rhiannon Villareal
AKA: Rhiannon, Rhee, etc
D.O.B: She is about 18 years old.
Significant Achievements: For being a dancer, singer and actor. She was on So You Think You Can Dance Australia and made it to the Top 8.
Not-so-significant Achievements: Nothing. She is the cutest little sweetie pie.
Stalker Rating: Moderately Low - Nobody really wants to have her babies because that would be impossible. But she does have fans because she made it to the Top 8.
"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Easily. Check out the So You Think You Can Dance website for her blogs and video diaries and check out this profile.
Other (un)Nessecary Information: Her main style is Jazz (which is clearly the best style ever). She isn't very tall - about 152 cm. And her favourite holiday place is Isle of Pines. (Me too!)
Photographic Evidence:

Rhiannon as a South Park

Pose for the cameras!

BAND PROFILE: THE WOMBATS

Band Name: The Wombats
Members of band: Matt Murphy, Dan Haggis and Tord (with a weird surname)
D.O.B: Probably in their 20's or 30's.
Significant Achievements: They have a couple albums and singles out. Except the first album (Girls, Boys and Marsupials) is only out in Japan. Their latest album is A Guide To Love, Loss & Desperation. Some good songs on that album are Let's Dance To The Joy Division and Moving To New York.
Not-so-significant Achievements: Nuffing!
Stalker Rating: Moderately High. They are a fawesome band and Matt Murphy is kinda cute and I guess there would be people out there who think he's hot.
"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Easily. They have a Myspace, Wikipedia page and a website.
Other (un)Nessecary Information:
They have a song on their latest album called Party in the Forest (Where's Laura?). I find that so amusing because my name is Laura. =]
And Matt Murphy is a cross between two of my favourite people: Matt Lee and Mary Murphy. Geddit?
Photographic Evidence:

Their latest album cover. Go and buy it.

Cartoons, anyone?

Matt Murphy is the middle one.

TONGUE TWISTERS

Oh yes. Here is a whole list of tongue twisters. And my lovely comments. =]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
This is my favourite one because I can say it well. Like in primary school, we'd be saying tongue twisters and I would say this one - cuz I can. (Thanks P!nk, I stole your line)

She sells sea shells by the seashore.
This is a common one that everyone knows. Well, I think everyone knows it.

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,
a pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,
where's the pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
This one is just impossible. Eek! There are too many p's.

I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Say this one really fast and 'slit' will turn into 'shit'. =]

Unique New York.
Say it heaps of times. Lol.

Betty bought some butter, but the butter Bettybought was bitter, so Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better, but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.
Holy crap! I tried to say this one but it ended up as, "Bitterbutterbitter..."

There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister.
Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore.
Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets.
Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six chicks.
The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six chicks too!
Hehe. This one is funny. I don't know why.

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Lol, it's Rhys! He is so gorgeous on SYTYCD. Why oh why doesn't he like me? Waa.

Well, that seems like enough tongue twisters to keep you busy. =]

RANDOMNESS

I am in a good mood now. Because I finished my Chemistry homework. =]

Anyway, I went to the city yesterday. And the day before I saw The Other Boleyn Girl. It was a really good movie. You should all go and see it. It is about Henry VIII and his wife Anne Boleyn and her sister. And her brother. And how he divorced the Catherine chick and beheaded Anne Boleyn.

But don't worry, it doesn't show the beheadings. It only shows the knife coming down and then the camera goes away. =]

And yeah. This blog is probably boring you at the moment so you may leave.

Reader scurries away.

Fine! Just leave me here! Damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

STUFF

I got sick of the Ideas Bonanza thing. =]
For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry.

Yes, Jemma did leave on SYTYCD. I'm still mourning that loss but I'll get my revenge on Vanessa one day. Vanessa should have gone but Australia must have voted for the wrong person. STUFF YOU!

And Anthony left too. I never really liked him, lol. And we found out one thing - he's gay. As in he has a boyfriend, lmao.

Good times. Well, see ya.