FRIENDS

footy sucks again :(
i mean it was going okay in the 2nd and 3rd quarters but it just sucks, you know???
so i'm here to make another list b/c yolo
also i don't mind losing to West Coast b/c they are babes and i'd bang like all of them (mostly brad shep) but i DO mind losing to carlton and daisy thomas and other horrible people.

• 1 x Ben crocker (he's too young for me but mmmm love me anyway but no i really liked his game in the vfl, setting up goals, running and chasing hard, he did everything in the 2nd quarter of the vfl)
• 1 x tom phillips
• 1 x cake for tim broomhead b/c he's learning how to goal celebrate and i am proud
• 821834 x cakes for alex fasolo
• 234 x steele sidebottom
• 1 x uninjured taylor adams
• 924 x travis varcoe
• 6 x prayers for jonathon marsh so he gets better 
• 1 x smelly fish in marc murphy's car
• 1 x treasure map to lead alex fasolo to the love of his life (me)
• 1 x brent macaffer
• 1 x james aish
• 1 x rising star nom for darcy moore
• 20 x books titled "how to defend for dummies" for like all of them
• 1 x box of donuts for daisy thomas to remind him of how many goals he's kicking on saturday (and to make him fat ha ha ha)
• 1 x dane swan
• 1 x jamie elliott
• 7243 x alex fasolo b/c you can never have enough sexy babes 
• 23 x books titled "kick to alex fasolo in the forward line b/c he needs goals, who cares if he's got 20 defenders on him and he's never gonna get it (my loving)" for all of them hahaha

okay i'm done

i just want ben crocker to debut

but idec, i just want ben shhhh