WELL FOOTY'S BACK

and footy sucks.
glad we found that out in round 1.
but alas, no! footy doesn't suck, the nab challenge series was actually pretty good, we can get that back
and that's why I'm here.
to write a list (you're welcome, bucks)
wE HAVE TO BEAT RICHMOND, THERE'S NO OTHER OPTION, WE HAVE A BETTER LIST THAN RICHMOND, TRELOAR SAID SO

• 1 x uninjured Dane Swan lol plz
• 15 x adam treloar
• 1 x cake for alex fasolo 
• 20 x books titled "how to play football for dummies" 
• 1 x 20 cent coin to dane swan so he doesn't retire
• 1 x hair removal cream for trent cotchin's dumb luscious hair (hey cotchin will meet his old mate caff next week hehehe)
• 1 x ben reid
• 7284 x alex fasolo b/c we need more of this sexy babe
• 1 x quick-fix for travis varcoe's hamstring 
• 1 x treasure map to lead Alex Fasolo to me
• 1 x smelly fish in jack riewoldt's car
• 1 x rising star nomination for darcy moore
• 1 x tim broomhead
• 22 x players who get their little paws on the footy
• 22 x players who can kick straight and use the footy properly
• 15 x players who can find a target inside the forward 50
• 1 x muffin basket for the MRP so they don't give sidebottom any weeks
• 1 x waiving of josh thomas' suspension 
• 1 x jamie elliott
• 1 x box of donuts for ty vickery (just to remind him how many goals he'll kick on friday)
• 1 x adam oxley

okay yeah i'm done bye

*mails list to nathan buckley*