LIST #82842 idk

So, we lost to Adelaide. We can't kick. We suck. No but really, we're okay, we're fine, but maybe another list for Bucks will get the wheels moving again.

Also we need to beat St Kilda. Like there's no other option. And we need to get our best team ready for ANZAC day b/c we need to win there too. Also we need to beat Carlton b/c deep down Mick would want a Collingwood win when he celebrates passing Jock's record.

• 1 x miracle to quickly heal Sidebottom's thumb ASAP
• 32 x Steele Sidebottom
• 1 x lesson on how to kick to a teammate
• 821834 x books titled "how to make a lead and give your poor teammate something to kick to FOR DUMMIES" for like everyone
• 1 x jordan de goey (gooey)
• 1 x rising star nom for Timmy
• 1 x quick-fix healing stuff for Sinclair's hamstring
• 8 x Alex Fasolo (just because)
• 2 x hair appointments for Faz and Jamie (might stop them checking their hair and get them kicking more goals)
• 1 x box of matches to burn down ASADA and all their dumb records
• 1 x gatorade drink for Ahmed Saad (soz)
• 1 x catfish placed in Nick Riewoldt's bed
• 1 x lesson on how to make space on the ground
• 1 x lesson on how to take a kick-in and look for other options than brodie grundy 
• 1 x brain for Jesse White (HE JUST DOES DUMB THINGS AND HE COULD BE SO MUCH BETTER. I EXPECT BETTER THINGS OF YOU, JESS)
• 1 x Scharenberg (when is he coming backkkk *sulk*)
• 1 x pen for Patty Dangerfield to sign the contract we give him
• 1 x Nathan Freeman 
• 1 x slab of beer for Swanny (NO, BAD SWANNY, GO KICK THE BALL INTO THE POST ANOTHER TIME)
• 1 x rising star medal for Timmy.
• 1 x reserved seat on ANZAC day for me (come on, fazzy, love me. get me ticket.)
• 1 x Ben Reid.

idk

I will go mail this list to my good buddy Nathan right now. If we follow the lists, there's no way we can lose. I think. 

Anyway, we tried. That's all that matters. "When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get" - old proverb (probably Homer Simpson idk)