ew off seasons

Yeah, off-seasons suck and everything, so after losing to Port and the Week From Hell, here's some events to look forward to:

• me and Daisy's wedding
• the All-Australian awards where Pendlebury and Swanny are rovers/centre positions and Trav full/half forwards roles
• JAMIE ELLIOTT MARK OF THE YEAR
• Daisy signing his ten-year contract for Collingwood so we never ever have to deal with this awful "will he or won't he" again (except when the ten year ends and he signs another one)
• Pendles winning his first Brownlow
• Trade Week, holding our collective breaths for 3 weeks hoping that no Collingwood players are traded
• Trade Week, hoping we get some superstars 
• Nat Fyfe adorably accepting his Norm Smith medal
• Nat Fyfe also adorably accepting his premiership medal
• me crying at the above two events
• The Draft where we add to our epic talent
• The boys going to Utah/Arizona/etc and seeing their abs and other gorgeous body parts
• Seeing photos of the boys in Utah/Arizona/etc especially Tooves and Daisy and Faz getting stronger and less injured 
• Copeland Trophy, when Faz invites me along as his wifey
• Pendles and Swanny and Trav winning the Copeland in a three way tie
• Josh Thomas getting in the Top 5 in the Copeland (shoosh, it MIGHT happen)
• Josh Thomas getting Best First Year Player (is he even eligible, i don't even know)
• Alex Fasolo out-doing his last year's Grand Final Footy Show Revue performance 
• Caolan Mooney winning the Half Time Sprint at the GF
• Bucks realising he made a mistake and putting Didak and Jolly back on our list
• Daisy dumping his new girlfriend and standing outside my window with a boombox
• Swanny inviting me to Amsterdam
• CATCHING FIRE
• the Rookie Draft where we get more Kyle Martins and Adam Oxleys and make our VFL team win more games

and yeah

good times