I AM A LIAR, MWA HA HA~.

Thank you to the wonderful Penguins Quack for this award:

Okay, there are some rules to go with this award.

1. Thank the person who gave you the award
2. Copy the logo and place it on your blog
3. Link to the person who nominated you
4. Tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself and at least one outrageous truth, or vice-versa
5. Nominate seven "creative" writers
6. Post links to the blogs you nominate
7. Leave a comment on each blog letting them know they've won the award.

Okily dokily, here are the 7 statements that could be true or false. Enjoy!
Note to reader: I am a really bad liar. So, if you spot a statement that is ridiculously false, it probably is false. :/.

1. In year 10, I was innocently getting my lunch out of my locker, and out of nowhere, a mandarin hit me in the face.

2. In primary school, this fat kid fell on me and I broke my arm.

3. This one time, at band camp, I pushed my sister in a lake.

4. When I was about 11 or something, I walked into a door handle thingy, and got a cut above my eyebrow.

5. In my lovely collection of cats which I constantly throw at people and act all crazy, there's one named Jimmy Bartel.

6. When I was 8, I bumped into a wall and knocked out all my teeth, and THAT'S how I became a Collingwood supporter.

7. In year 8, I ate a plate of snails.

And yeah.
Have a guess as to which are true and which are false and I'll confirm them in the next post.
And tag yourselves, I'm too lazy and can't be bothered.
(Yeah, you might want to take the award away from me but whatever! /lazy).