HAHAHA, LOLLL.

I watched TAYG and Rove last night. :D
Some awesome stuff that happened:

• After the Simpsons ended, they had a sneak peek of Glee. And all the rugby players were all lined up in their positions to start the game, and they were all looking fierce and stuff. And then, the red team burst into singing, "ALL THE SINGLE LADIES~! ALL THE SINGLE LADIES~! IF YOU LIKED IT, THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT~!" And I lol'd. :)
• TAYG was funny too, it was the episode where they had to parallel park and yeah. Ah, good times.
• On Australian Idol, they sang Pink songs so I kinda watched it. Like, I was reading through my notes for Accounting while watching them sing Pink. Anyway, I thought that they'd all be really bad singers and ruin the song but the first guy didn't. He was really good. So, I was like, "YAY, MAYBE THEY'LL ALL BE GOOD!" But unfortunately, the next guy came out and did a poor version of So What and I continued sticking pins in my Idol voodoo dolls.
• And then, Rove came on. Finally.
• Or as Rove called it, "iRove2.0". And Kristy and Pete tasted the iSnack2.0 and they both were like, "Ughhh." I don't agree though. I liked the new Vegemite. It was all cheesy and stuff. idk.
• Then, Tasma came out. And everything got awkward. :/
• Tasma's "What Have We Learned..." thingy was funny. She was like, "I learned that David Letterman admitted to having sex with his co-workers... Gee, I should be worried when Rove goes for sleepovers at Pete's house..." And Pete goes, "OH NO, WE'VE BEEN BUSTED~!" Haha, lol.
• And Jess Harris' segment was good. She taught us how to have a dinner party. The best idea was to, like, not prepare anything and then, an hour before the guests arrive, you put a three-course meal together Masterchef-style and serve it to them straight away. Clever.
• Speaking of Jess Harris, during her segment, they had ~sexy~ photos of Ryan Shelton and Jess Harris. Does that mean that they are dating or were those photos just done for the segment? LOLWHUT.
• Back to Tasma. For the public probe (or Pete's Private Probe because Pete said it was too easy for Rove to publicly probe his wifey), we found out the following: Rove and Tasma live in an area where they put out their bins on a Sunday night (stalkerrrr!), Rove puts his bins out at 4am, Rove likes toys, Rove does not like Tasma being a backseat driver hence why he always lets her drive, Tasma wouldn't say what Rove's PIN number was (ha, we already know because Carrie released it earlier this year! It's 8742, btw~) and yeah.
• Tasma, saying that she wanted to be a heart surgeon except in Human Biology, the teacher put the aorta from a sheep's heart on her finger and waved it in everyone's faces and Tasma was like, "Ew. Note to self: Don't be a heart surgeon."
• We found out a story from Rove and Tasma's wedding night. (NO, NOT THAT STORY, wtf). And Rove totally danced to Footloose and he did the splits and his pants ripped and everyone saw his Superman underpants. LOLLLL.
• Kristy Warner's "What Have We Learned..." thingy. She was like, "I learned that my hybrid car doesn't make much noise and no one can hear it coming. Environment: 1. Dead pedestrians: FIVEEE~!" Haha, you're so funnyyy, Kristy.
• Delta Goodrem is on next week. Mmhmm. ;)
• And Drew Barrymore is on too. She totally directed a movie (starring the girl from Juno, Ellen Page!) and yeahhh. :D

And yeah. That is all for my crappy review of last night's TV. :/.

And for all you Masterchef fans, Matt Preston has a book called CRAVAT-A-LICIOUS. The title symbolises his love for two things: Cravats and, um, Beyonce.