OBITUARY.

This is what happens when the teachers give us the day off school: I write my own obituary.

MY OBITUARY:
Laura was born in Melbourne and grew up in a small suburb of Bentleigh. She could read at a young age of 3 and had two extremely annoying brothers. At primary school, she had several friends over the period of seven years. Unfortunately, they all left to regain their sanity after being friends with Laura.

Laura went to high school, which was just down the road from her primary school.
She ended up with straight A's but had no idea which career to choose so ended up living in a luxurious cardboard box with nothing to eat except free samples from Bakers' Delight and sugar sachets from McDonalds.

A year later, a handsome prince named Dale Thomas came out of nowhere and took Laura to a mansion and they had three children together. They lived happily until Dale got struck by lightning at the age of 28 when walking their dog, Missi.

Laura got the inheritance money and moved on. Shortly after, she married Jack Watts, an accountant from the city. They had two children together and were very happy.

Laura realised she needed a job as Jack's wage couldn't support five children. She quickly wrote a book "Edward Cullen and the Holy Grail" and earned billions. Some people criticised it for copying J.K. Rowling's and Stephenie Meyer's works so Laura was shunned from Melbourne. Laura and Jack and their five children went to find refuge somewhere else.

Years later, Laura and Jack made a living by solving the problem of global warming and were welcomed back into Melbourne again. A few days later, Jack was struck by lightning on his way to work. Laura was deeply saddened at this and left the country with her five children.

She lived in Austria and married Bruno which was a big surprise considering he was gay and also fictional. They had four children together and lived in a castle on a big hill.
Days later, Laura was hungry and ate a whole cheesecake which was past its use-by date. She died with nine children and a banana surrounding her. Bruno was at work that day but came home, devastated.
THE END~!

And you can read Josh Thomas' obituary HERE.