THE OLYMPICS ARE PRETTEH COOL.

So. How is everyone?
Have you all been crying and whinging to Channel 7 so they don't stop the Olympics?
I haven't.
I haven't really had the "Olympic spirit" this year.
I did have the Olympic Spirit back in 2000. I loved that year.
We had just moved house and instead of opening all the boxes, we just sat and watched the Olympics. Good times.
Anyway, I can't wait for the Olympics in 2012. London will be hosting it - oh yeah.
Which will be good for London because everyone will be thinking, "Let's all visit London and be jolly!" And they'll forget about the suicide bombers and trains and Gill Hicks and what not.

La. La. La.
SO WHAT? I'MA ROCKSTAR!
Sorry, I have that song in my head.
Don't worry I have a better song in my head.
It goes like, "THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA NAME, THAT'S NOT MA ... NAME."
Great song. By the Ting Tings.
I was watching Rove last Sunday and Delta Goodrem was on.
And she was doing the $20 bucks in 20 seconds thingie.
And Rove was like, "What was the last CD you bought?"
And Delta was like, "The Ting Tings."
And I was like, "LOLDUDE, I LOVE THEM TOO! ^_^"
And Delta was like, "^_^"

Andrew Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is coming back on TV on Sunday.
Not that I'll watch it though.
Australian Idol should DIE. (Kyle is on that show, right?)
I hate Kyle.
He should die.
I also hate Big Brother.
There are many other shows I hate too.
Like Neighbours. I have a very short attention span so I just get bored watching Neighbours.
And I don't like the shows like Today Tonight and A Current Affair.
They are all like, "OMG, SCANDAL!"
And everyone is like, "WHYY DID THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEE?!"
And they are like, "IF YOU KNOW OF A SCANDAL NEAR YOU, JUST CALL US, K? WE GET LONELY."
And I'm like, "STUFF YOU, ANNA COREN!" (Is Anna Coren on Today Tonight? O_O)

Ah, good times.
Lol, some countries didn't even win a medal in the Olympics.
Australia are so brilliant. We won about 40 medals, didn't we?
We rule.
Even though we only came 5th or something in the medal tally.
Damn youuu, Great Britain, China, America and Germany!!
We'd beat you in the Fat Olympics AND we'd eat you for dinner! So put that in your pipe and smoke it!! =P
At least we are good at SOMETHING.
I'd be picked to do the Fat Olympics for Australia.
I would do the sport called "Eating-Doughnuts-Off-A-String-Without-Hands."
To be picked for the Fat Olympics, you'd need to be a person who goes somewhere and only follows the cake around. Like me.
At parties, I'm the one who socialises the most................... with the CAKE.
Yeah, I'm weird.
No one can trust me with food.
Or anything edible.
Or anything that claims to be named "Dale Thomas."
Because then I'd stalk you if you claimed to be Dale Thomas.

I'm going to go and eat cake now.
Even though there is no cake.
I'll find one.... Mwah ha ha.