RIDDLE ME!

Howdy!
Does everyone like riddles? Then I have a treat for you!

Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?

There was a green house.
Inside the green house there was a white house
Inside the white house there was a red house.
Inside the red house there were lots of babies.
What is it?

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?

You are walking through a field, and you find something to eat. It doesn't have bones, and it doesn't have meat. You pick it up and put it into your pocket. You take it home and put it on a shelf, but 3 day's later it walks away. What is it?

If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you haven't got me. What am I?

In the dark I am found, without being fetched.
In the day I am lost, without being stolen.
What am I?

I never was, am always to be,
No one ever saw me, nor ever will
And yet I am the confidence of all
To live and breathe on this terrestrial ball.
What am I?

A time when they’re green, a time when they’re brown,
But both of these times, cause me to frown.
But just in between, for a very short while,
They’re perfect and yellow, and cause me to smile!
What am I talking about here?

Enjoy the riddles! I'll tell you the answers when I feel like it. Good bye. =]

BIIG BROTHER. =|

Everyone, sit back and relax and read my lovely rant on Big Brother.

Okay. I sit down on the couch at 7:00 pm on Monday night. What's on TV? Only one way to find out. Turn on the TV. I turned it on to Channel 10 and what the hell, Kyle and Jackie O are on. (Kyle actually cracks some pretty good jokes, throughout the show).

Anyway, they show us the first housemate. Terri. Pauline Hanson. Whatever you want to call her. I don't like her. I don't even know why I'm watching Big Brother. Am I so bored with my life? Do I even have a life?

A few housemates later, they introduce a clone of all the other Big Brother housemates in the past. A blonde chick. There'll probably be a whole lot of them this year - That's another reason not to watch Big Brother.

Then they introduce a chick called Renee. She says that she doesn't like princessy type girls. i.e. Blonde morons. I like her. She's cool. She comes onto the stage with her blanket to talk to Kyle and Jackie O. Finally, one girl is wearing clothes that ISN'T a low-cut top. Her blanket has frogs on it. I love it. Her top is pretty rad. Nice.

Then they introduce a guy called Travis. I like him. He'll annoy all the blonde morons with his high pitched voice. Oh, that would be fun.

And then they introduce a vertically challenged girl. Like me. She is pretty cool. Reminds me of that chick on the Amazing Race. The short one on the All Stars. She comes out on stage and is basically eye level with Kyle's butt. Poor girl. She looks about 5 years old with all the adults sround. She's so adorabubble. Jackie asks her how tall she is. She is 1 metre tall. I want to hug her. She's like a small kid who was forced to go on Big Brother.

And yeah. So that is my rant of Big Brother. Not really a rant. But I didn't even mention the other boring housemates. They were too boring. I'll mention the brickie though. He has bricks in his head. =]

SHAKESPEARIFY

Howdy everyone! =]
I'm in a good mood because I just ate apple crumble. And ice cream. *drools*

Anyhoo, Collingwood beat Essendon yesterday. Not much to be proud of... Essendon are a crappy team, no offence. But Dale Thomas kicked a goal and nearly took a fantabulous mark.

Lol, I was watching Before The Game and Scott Pendlebury was on the show and I'm like hyperventilating because he is so freaking cute. Anyway, they did Tool of the Week and Hughesy was saying how Travis Cloke and Dale Thomas were listening to the same iPod and then Travis farted so Dale buried his head in his top and Hughesy's like (on the show), "Get out of there, Dale! He's stunk out the place." But of course Dale can't hear Hughesy so he continues to sit there.. It was funny - Dale got Tool of the Week. I was so proud of him. X]

I wonder what song he was listening to on his iPod. Jonas Brothers? Operator Please? The Veronicas? Oh wait -- I forgot, only I like those bands/artists.

Anyway, I went to the movies today to see Prom Night (it was a fantastic movie - check it out) and some chicks went to sit in front of me and then I realised, "I know those people - one's in my accounting class." And yeah, her voice was so distinctive... =]

And the guy next to me (he would have been about 18), he kept talking. And if someone was searching around for the bad guy, he'd be like, "Maybe he's behind the couch." And stuff like that. Well, I guess I can't complain about that because I kept talking and everytime someone said they'd go up to the suite, I'd be like, "DON'T GO THERE!" Because that's where the bad guy was. And I kept getting freaked out and closing my eyes.

Okay, I'll stop rambling. Shakespearify! (You are probably wondering what I'm going on about but don't worry... I'm not insane). Wait a minute - I am insane. In the membrane. Just click on the link and shakespearify! It is such a cool word; I'll make a dictionary with all my favourite words.

F***ing awesome (abbr. fawesome) - word to describe a moment of joy.
Shakespearify - opportunity to change everything around you into Shakespeare.

Can anyone guess how old Shakespeare is?? He is 444 years old. Celebrate, anyone?

LOL.

Omg. Guess what? I was walking home and these girls (they looked like Year 7's) were walking in front of me. Oh and there was one guy walking with them. Anyway, the girls are wearing school uniform with short skirts. And one of the girls says to another girl, "Hey, your skirt is too long." And I'm like thinking, "What the...? Her skirt is already short. How much shorter could it get?"

Anyway, the guy notices me walking behind (I don't know why - I didn't make a noise) and says hello. And I'm like shy so I said hi but in a quiet voice. And the girls are like laughing and I was like thinking, "Stuff you! I know where you liiiiiiiiiiiive!!" Well, I know where one of them live because she used to go to my primary school. And her older sister was a year younger than me and was really nice. Unfortunately the younger one didn't turn out so well.

And yeah. That is just my story for the day. Yes, I know you are bored but stay and read the rest of my post. =]

Has anyone heard of World Youth Day? Yeah, well, I was going to be an ambassador but I freaked out at the last minute and didn't go. And then my name is in the newsletter among 44 other girls who are ambassadors. It was funny because I'm not an ambassador yet I get credit for it.

I was going to watch Friends today (because my friend told me to) and I turned on the TV and there was an ad for Big Brother. And it said that two of the house mates were named Dixie and Terri. And Terri was like saying that she was like Pauline Hansen and stuff and I'm like, "Freaking politician! Get off the Big Brother ad!!!" And then I realised that it wasn't really Pauline Hansen... It was Terri.

Oh and Dixie reminds me of Dixie Chicks so that is one reason not to watch Big Brother. Oh and I never got to watch Friends anyway because my mum called me to have dinner. =[

I had four subjects today and TWO of them were maths. Half the day was spent working out problems that the stupid textbook couldn't work out itself. What am I - a freaking counsellor? That's why we have a counsellor at our school - to tell your problems to! Now I'm acting like Hughesy - I'm losing it! Eek!

I shouldn't complain.. My friend spent half the day doing English or English-type subjects. Scaryy... =|

HEH HEH HEH...

Hey fellow bloggers. Gosh, SYTYCD wasn't on last night. Depressing. Instead some Binge Drinking thing was on.. Probably because Channel Ten are worried about teenagers getting drunk. I'm glad they are worried but some teenagers (i.e. Me) don't drink alcohol (except for that sip of my mum's wine). We don't need a lecture on binge drinking. We are smarter than that.

Anyhoo, my point is that I am NOT an alcoholic. So why bother telling me that I am?

Hm. What else was on TV last night? Um.. I don't know...

Heh heh. There is a Big Brother housemate this year and she is 52 years old. Fifty two! And she is a grandma. It's like.. Whoa. Scaree. =]

And guess what footy card I got today? *dies*

I got.. DALE THOMAS! I almost died when I found out..

Lol...

LOL.

This video clip is so fawesome. Watch it!
It is Rhiannon and Graeme doing a dance to 4 Minutes To Save The World.



Apparently, Lisa and Dean are in bed in this video clip. Ooh, dirty. =]
I haven't seen it yet, though. X]



This is the Surprise Challenge that Rhiannon and JD did. They danced to Big Girls (You Are Beautiful) by Mika. X]

That's all for now. Enjoy! (Or Bon Appetite)

WHOA.

Howdy!
Yeah, I have just come back from Texas. (Actually I haven't...)

I watched Jamie At Home yesterday and I'm like, "Why did I do that?" Because Jamie is boring. No offence. But I do like his English accent and also I like the way he pronounces some words.
Take 'yoghurt' for example. We say, "YO-gurt" but Jamie says, "YOG-gurt." It's funny. I burst out laughing when he said, "YOG-gurt." =]

Good times. Hehe.

Anyway, I downloaded I Don't Think So by Kelis. It is the song on the Big Brother ad. It is so fawesome. And I downloaded 4 Minutes To Save The World. By Madonna. Lol.

And I went to community service today. I only have ONE more community service day left. Only one. Scary... =|
Today, we had to walk old people. Me and another girl walked two old ladies. I was pushing a wheelchair with one of the old people in there. And it was hard to control. Anyway, I accidentally knocked the wheelchair into the other old lady walking in front of me. And she was really pissed off. And she kept turning around and saying, "Don't ram into me again..."
And the other girl with me... She just kept laughing at me. Stupid cow. =|

Anyhoo, I'll stop moaning. Community Service is alright but I hate the walk from the station to the nursing home. So long and tiring. =|

Um, yeah. The Simpsons is on tonight. Yay! *dances*
And Before The Game is on tomorrow night!!! Hopefully Strauchanie is on. I love him. But not in a frothy coffee way. Eww. =]

READ.

Hello everyone. I have come here to say... PURPLE MONKEY IN YOUR BUSHES!!!

Click on the link. It will take you to my gorgeous Live Journal blog.

Don't worry, honey. I'll still post on this blog. =]

AMUSING.

This is hilarious. You have to read it. Click on the link. =]

Okay, you may be thinking, "Who is this Jack Heath dude?" He is an author. But don't worry about him. It is the artist that did something amusing. Jack is only blogging about it.

And yeah. SYTYCD is on tonight. If Graeme leaves.. I'll kill someone. Because he can't leave. He's my favourite. *sniff*

CELEBRITY PROFILE: RHIANNON!

Another celebrity profile. This time it is for Rhiannon; SYTYCD contestant.

Full Name: Rhiannon Villareal
AKA: Rhiannon, Rhee, etc
D.O.B: She is about 18 years old.
Significant Achievements: For being a dancer, singer and actor. She was on So You Think You Can Dance Australia and made it to the Top 8.
Not-so-significant Achievements: Nothing. She is the cutest little sweetie pie.
Stalker Rating: Moderately Low - Nobody really wants to have her babies because that would be impossible. But she does have fans because she made it to the Top 8.
"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Easily. Check out the So You Think You Can Dance website for her blogs and video diaries and check out this profile.
Other (un)Nessecary Information: Her main style is Jazz (which is clearly the best style ever). She isn't very tall - about 152 cm. And her favourite holiday place is Isle of Pines. (Me too!)
Photographic Evidence:

Rhiannon as a South Park

Pose for the cameras!

BAND PROFILE: THE WOMBATS

Band Name: The Wombats
Members of band: Matt Murphy, Dan Haggis and Tord (with a weird surname)
D.O.B: Probably in their 20's or 30's.
Significant Achievements: They have a couple albums and singles out. Except the first album (Girls, Boys and Marsupials) is only out in Japan. Their latest album is A Guide To Love, Loss & Desperation. Some good songs on that album are Let's Dance To The Joy Division and Moving To New York.
Not-so-significant Achievements: Nuffing!
Stalker Rating: Moderately High. They are a fawesome band and Matt Murphy is kinda cute and I guess there would be people out there who think he's hot.
"How can I become one of the said stalkers?": Easily. They have a Myspace, Wikipedia page and a website.
Other (un)Nessecary Information:
They have a song on their latest album called Party in the Forest (Where's Laura?). I find that so amusing because my name is Laura. =]
And Matt Murphy is a cross between two of my favourite people: Matt Lee and Mary Murphy. Geddit?
Photographic Evidence:

Their latest album cover. Go and buy it.

Cartoons, anyone?

Matt Murphy is the middle one.

TONGUE TWISTERS

Oh yes. Here is a whole list of tongue twisters. And my lovely comments. =]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
This is my favourite one because I can say it well. Like in primary school, we'd be saying tongue twisters and I would say this one - cuz I can. (Thanks P!nk, I stole your line)

She sells sea shells by the seashore.
This is a common one that everyone knows. Well, I think everyone knows it.

Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,
a pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,
where's the pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
This one is just impossible. Eek! There are too many p's.

I slit the sheet - the sheet I slit - and on the slitted sheet I sit.
Say this one really fast and 'slit' will turn into 'shit'. =]

Unique New York.
Say it heaps of times. Lol.

Betty bought some butter, but the butter Bettybought was bitter, so Betty bought some better butter to make the bitter butter better, but the bitter butter made the better butter bitter.
Holy crap! I tried to say this one but it ended up as, "Bitterbutterbitter..."

There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister.
Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore.
Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets.
Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six chicks.
The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six chicks too!
Hehe. This one is funny. I don't know why.

Rhys watched Ross switch his Irish wristwatch for a Swiss wristwatch.
Lol, it's Rhys! He is so gorgeous on SYTYCD. Why oh why doesn't he like me? Waa.

Well, that seems like enough tongue twisters to keep you busy. =]

RANDOMNESS

I am in a good mood now. Because I finished my Chemistry homework. =]

Anyway, I went to the city yesterday. And the day before I saw The Other Boleyn Girl. It was a really good movie. You should all go and see it. It is about Henry VIII and his wife Anne Boleyn and her sister. And her brother. And how he divorced the Catherine chick and beheaded Anne Boleyn.

But don't worry, it doesn't show the beheadings. It only shows the knife coming down and then the camera goes away. =]

And yeah. This blog is probably boring you at the moment so you may leave.

Reader scurries away.

Fine! Just leave me here! Damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

STUFF

I got sick of the Ideas Bonanza thing. =]
For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry.

Yes, Jemma did leave on SYTYCD. I'm still mourning that loss but I'll get my revenge on Vanessa one day. Vanessa should have gone but Australia must have voted for the wrong person. STUFF YOU!

And Anthony left too. I never really liked him, lol. And we found out one thing - he's gay. As in he has a boyfriend, lmao.

Good times. Well, see ya.