Yes, I am a talent. And my limericks are brilliant. But most of these limericks I got elsewhere. =]
To write a limerick, line number 1,2 and 5 must rhyme. And line number 3 and 4 are like a rhyming couplet. Write your own limerick about anything you want and post it in the comment section, k?
1st limerick
The third judge on the panel is Matt
He is surely the coolest cat
Busting a move
He's in the groove
He is really 'the cat in the hat'!
I didn't make this one up. Matt Lee is the coolest hat-wearer in the Southern Hemisphere. (He is also known as Mattalieee!)
2nd limerick
Rhys & Jemma are number-one picks,
Though they cannot do Anthony's 'tricks',
Laura's danced for her life,
and Kate's been facing the knife,
as has Graeme, but he's still in the mix.
Rhys FTW! Oh and Jemma, she rocks my socks. =]
Go Laura! You're fawesome! Why'd you have to get yourself eliminated?!
3rd limerick
There once was a guy called Dale
He would never ever go stale
What a fawesome bloke
Enjoys a glass of coke
One thing he'll never do is fail!
I made that one up! I feel so proud, lol. =]
Dale Thomas is fawesome, right?
4th limerick
A dancer called Henry went to bed
He woke up with less hair on his head
He shouted out
Had a pout
And realised he looked better than Fred!
Oh yeah. Who's good at making up limericks? Me, that's who. =]
5th limerick
Gilly is the cutest guy on Earth
He's the number 1 for Perth
I love him
More than Tim
Because you don't have to be 18 to see him on the turf!
It says, "More than Tim." That just means Adam 'Gilly' Gilchrist > Timothy 'Little Timmy' Commandeur.
6th limerick
Nathan and Fuzzy are massively cool
They would never think I'm a fool
Nathan may think I smell
But that's all too well
'Cause Rexona makes me smell better than a mule!
Oh my gosh. Nathan thinks I smell? I only just realised that, lol.
7th limerick
There once was a man named Pete Wentz,
Who wanted to build a big fence,
To keep Trashlee away,
Because he was gay,
And didn't want her to take offence!
This one is done by Miri. She's really smart. =]
8th limerick
Laura wants "fawesome" to rule,
But it will never be cool.
She says it a lot,
Miri thinks it's grot,
But who cares 'cause there's no more school!
Also done by Miri. =]
9th limerick
Emily has a beret,
She got it yesterday.
It's really "fawesome"
She thinks it's awesome,
So everyone shout hooray.
This one is done by Emily. X]
10th limerick
Miri found a piano that's lovely,
As lovely as a piano can be!
I can play All That Jazz
Because I'm a spazz,
And sing along with myself, out of key!
Done by Miri. =]
11th limerick
One day I'll find Dale
Even if he is for sale
I'll go with the flow
And hand over the dough
And Dale Thomas will arrive in the mail!
Oh My Gosh! Best limerick ever! I'd die if that actually happened. Dale Thomas, I am thinking about my doorbell... When are you going to ring it?? Lol, White Stripes FTW!!
6 comments:
There once was a man named Pete Wentz,
Who wanted to build a big fence,
To keep Trashlee away,
Because he was gay,
And didn't want her to take offence!
:D
Laura wants "fawesome" to rule,
But it will never be cool.
She says it a lot,
Miri thinks it's grot,
But who cares 'cause there's no more school!
Haha ^_^. -win-.
Gosh, you write better limericks than me! *hides in corner*
Emily has a beret,
She got it yesterday.
It's really "fawesome"
She thinks it's awesome,
So everyone shout hooray.
I thought I'd use your word Laura!
proud?
Yes, I am proud!
*pokes tongue out at Miri*
My word 'fawesome' is cool. So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
"Fawesome" is never gonna happen! Stop trying to make "fawesome" happen!
/Regina from mean Girls xD.
Miri found a piano that's lovely,
As lovely as a piano can be!
I can play All That Jazz
Because I'm a spazz,
And sing along with myself, out of key!
^_^.
It's true, too!
But Laura still writes better limericks than me :>.
Nah, Miri is SO the best at writing limericks. =]
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