UNANSWERED QUESTIONS

Some questions that need answering...

Could you be a closet claustrophobic?
A: Well, no. You'd just go out of the closet if you got stuck in it. Well, Tom Cruise and R Kelly and John Travolta did...

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
A: Well, we are humans, so we aren't the brightest buttons. I mean, why do you think they put erasers on pencils?

What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
A: The bad luck and the good luck would cancel out. It's like breaking a mirror while talking to a leprachaun. (That is good luck, is it not?)

If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
A: Because French fries are dipped in oil and fat and stuff so they taste different to the starchy potatoes.

If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?
A: I guess so. Because that would be unfair if you lost the hair you wanted and still kept the hair you didn't want. But I'm not sure. I'll talk to Delta Goodrem, k?

Would you die if you didn't pee?
A: Yes, you would. Did you hear about the chick in America who held her wee so she could win a Wii that was a competition hosted by a radio station?


If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?
A: There is always a king and queen. So one of the guys would have to be girly.

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
A: Yes, they do. =]

NEW QUESTIONS DONATED BY OTHER PEOPLE:
What smart genius put an 's' in lisp?
A: Well, if you have a lisp, you have to prove that you have a lisp or otherwise people will think you are lying. So, you say, "I have a lisp." And then people will be like, "You said lisp wrongly. You must have a lisp."

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
A: Well, my answer is based on a few facts.
1. Men grow beards, do they not?
2. And women don't grow beards.
3. Tarzan is a woman! =]