Guess what? I'm going in Year 11. Yeah.
Jealous? You should be.
And guess what we are reading for English is second semester?? I nearly died. We are reading a really cool book. *dodges tomatoes*
ANIMAL FARM! By George Orwell. It is rad. And we are also reading Montana.
*clears throat* That was Hannah. Hannah Montana? Yes.
Yes. I am insane. X]
Reader: Duh. Weren't you in rehab? Wait -- do you even go to rehab for insanity??
ARGH! I don't even know what rehabilitation is!!! X[
I'm going to Luna Park 2moro.
I am SO excited. I'm going on the spider. It is SO fun.
Yeah. *goes crazy*
Monday, December 3, 2007
THE BEST PICK UP LINES!! X]
guy: What do you call a fat polar bear?
girl: I don't know what?
guy: An 'ice breaker'...hi I'm 'insert name here', nice to meet you...
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
guy: "is this seat empty?"
girl: "sure is...and this one will be too if u sit down"
guy: if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together"
girl: "rly? if i could re-arrange it aswell i'd put f and u together"
My name is Justin. Justincredible. That is a good one even if your name isn't Justin....
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell out of heaven and landed on earth.
Guy: Ive lost my number, can I have yours?
he walks over to the pretty girl with a $20 note in his hand, and says this
"Excuse me, my mates over there just bet me $20 i couldn't start a conversation with the best looking chick in this place, my name is ____ , would you like to buy a drink with their money?"
Ist person: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
2nd person: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours...
1st person: How did you get to be so beautiful?
2nd person: I must've been given your share!
Do you believe in love at first sight or am I going to have to walk past again?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Stand still a second so i can pick you up.
I will add some more later. Yeah. I promise. X]
girl: I don't know what?
guy: An 'ice breaker'...hi I'm 'insert name here', nice to meet you...
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
guy: "is this seat empty?"
girl: "sure is...and this one will be too if u sit down"
guy: if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together"
girl: "rly? if i could re-arrange it aswell i'd put f and u together"
My name is Justin. Justincredible. That is a good one even if your name isn't Justin....
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell out of heaven and landed on earth.
Guy: Ive lost my number, can I have yours?
he walks over to the pretty girl with a $20 note in his hand, and says this
"Excuse me, my mates over there just bet me $20 i couldn't start a conversation with the best looking chick in this place, my name is ____ , would you like to buy a drink with their money?"
Ist person: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
2nd person: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours...
1st person: How did you get to be so beautiful?
2nd person: I must've been given your share!
Do you believe in love at first sight or am I going to have to walk past again?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Stand still a second so i can pick you up.
I will add some more later. Yeah. I promise. X]
Don't Forget The Lyrics. X]
Yeah. Don't forget them.
K. Did anybody watch the show?
I did. How awesome was her American accent? Americans FTW.
Yeah. They sure are.
I was so HAPPY when she chose A B C by Jackson 5 or whatever the band was.
I sang along. And then the last line. "How to get an A." I kept repeating it. Then I'd repeat, "How to earn an A." Good times.
Ah. Yeah. And when she sang the Jenny song. And she read out the whole phone number without hesitating. I was trying but I couldn't. Why? Because I wasn't born back then...
Yeah. She won $350 000 though. I was like, "Yay for her."
And she was like going crazy because the day before she had $20 in her bank account.
K. Did anybody watch the show?
I did. How awesome was her American accent? Americans FTW.
Yeah. They sure are.
I was so HAPPY when she chose A B C by Jackson 5 or whatever the band was.
I sang along. And then the last line. "How to get an A." I kept repeating it. Then I'd repeat, "How to earn an A." Good times.
Ah. Yeah. And when she sang the Jenny song. And she read out the whole phone number without hesitating. I was trying but I couldn't. Why? Because I wasn't born back then...
Yeah. She won $350 000 though. I was like, "Yay for her."
And she was like going crazy because the day before she had $20 in her bank account.
Sunday, December 2, 2007
My little GEEEE!!!!!!!!!! X]
Oh, how I love Gee. X]
And his sense of style in Movember. Oops, sorry. I meant NOVEMBER.
Lawl.
Yeah. If I met Gee, I would go crazy. I would. I'd hug him and be like, "My little Gee."
And he'd be like, "Thank God I don't know her..."
Wait -- I'll do a scenario about it.
Gee: Who the hell are you???
Me: I'm Laura. Your fan.
Gee: Well, I'm kinda hot. Cool me down, fan.
Me: Not that type of fan..
Gee: Oh. Fine.
Me: Yeah. Wanna play chess?
Gee: Where?
Me: On Gabe's pants.
Gee: Who is Gabe??
Gabe: (walks past) I am Gabe.
Gee: Where are you from?
Gabe: Cobra Starship. Oh yeah.
Me: This s*** is...
Gabe: SUPERCALIFRAGICLISTICEXPIELLDOCIOUS!! I can't speelll..........
Me: I love thee.
Gabe: You mean ME? X]
Me: No. Gee.
Gabe: Dammit.
And his sense of style in Movember. Oops, sorry. I meant NOVEMBER.
Lawl.
Yeah. If I met Gee, I would go crazy. I would. I'd hug him and be like, "My little Gee."
And he'd be like, "Thank God I don't know her..."
Wait -- I'll do a scenario about it.
Gee: Who the hell are you???
Me: I'm Laura. Your fan.
Gee: Well, I'm kinda hot. Cool me down, fan.
Me: Not that type of fan..
Gee: Oh. Fine.
Me: Yeah. Wanna play chess?
Gee: Where?
Me: On Gabe's pants.
Gee: Who is Gabe??
Gabe: (walks past) I am Gabe.
Gee: Where are you from?
Gabe: Cobra Starship. Oh yeah.
Me: This s*** is...
Gabe: SUPERCALIFRAGICLISTICEXPIELLDOCIOUS!! I can't speelll..........
Me: I love thee.
Gabe: You mean ME? X]
Me: No. Gee.
Gabe: Dammit.
Saturday, December 1, 2007
The Dogs. That are cool.
Hey people. X]Do you have any dogs with wicked hairstyles or a cool costume?
These dogs do.
Yeah. I want the same purple wig as the dog in the picture. It looks SO awesome.
Oh, and there is another reindeer for Santa. Prancer got sacked. See above to see the latest reindeer. Oh yeah.
Oh Em Gee! I love the froggy. X]
Frogs are cute. Don't ya think? Especially when they have a doggy face. =]
Hm. Yeah. I love reading blogs. And writing them.
I have had a good song in my head. This Heart Attack. By The Faker. Oh yeah. Guess what I saw on Video Hits? Mi-inds Eyeeeeeeeee. X]
It was such an awesome song. I was like, "Woah. It is Frodo's song. Oh wait -- his name is Matt. Sorry guys."
The Scariest Film Ever.
You know what? I hate scary films.
Only because of the SCARY music. So, I made a scary sort of movie. With different music.
I'm not sure if the music is happy or sad. I only put it on because it is the only piece of music I could find. Lawl. X]
But the video is still cool. Enjoy it, everyone. X]
Comment me to tell me what you think. =]
Yeah. I am insane. =]
Oh Em Gee! It's Geeeeeeeeee. I love Gee. He is awesome. =]
Guess what song I have in my head? Clumsy. By Fergie. X]
You got me stumbling. Tripping. Stumbling. Cause I'm falling in love. I don't know the correct lyrics. X]
Girl can't help it. Alright. Girl can't help it. Alriiiiight.
And on Video Hits this morning, they were playing songs that were Brit Pop. And I was like, "Woah. Cool. Can you play Rehab by Amy Winehouse?"
But Nathan didn't. =[
But he played other cool songs. Like Clumsy. And Wonderwall ('cept I like the Ben McKenzie version). And he played Spice Up Your Life.. X]
I know you are thinking, "Did they play Let it be by the Beatles???"
No, they didn't. I was trying to send messages to Nathan's brain but found it TOO hard because he is in London and I am in another country.
This post will be big. Bigger than Hitler's gas bill. Geddit?? Did you know Hitler committed suicide. Why, I hear you ask? Cause he saw his gas bill. Lawl.
Only because of the SCARY music. So, I made a scary sort of movie. With different music.
I'm not sure if the music is happy or sad. I only put it on because it is the only piece of music I could find. Lawl. X]
But the video is still cool. Enjoy it, everyone. X]
Comment me to tell me what you think. =]
Yeah. I am insane. =]
Oh Em Gee! It's Geeeeeeeeee. I love Gee. He is awesome. =]
Guess what song I have in my head? Clumsy. By Fergie. X]
You got me stumbling. Tripping. Stumbling. Cause I'm falling in love. I don't know the correct lyrics. X]
Girl can't help it. Alright. Girl can't help it. Alriiiiight.
And on Video Hits this morning, they were playing songs that were Brit Pop. And I was like, "Woah. Cool. Can you play Rehab by Amy Winehouse?"
But Nathan didn't. =[
But he played other cool songs. Like Clumsy. And Wonderwall ('cept I like the Ben McKenzie version). And he played Spice Up Your Life.. X]
I know you are thinking, "Did they play Let it be by the Beatles???"
No, they didn't. I was trying to send messages to Nathan's brain but found it TOO hard because he is in London and I am in another country.
This post will be big. Bigger than Hitler's gas bill. Geddit?? Did you know Hitler committed suicide. Why, I hear you ask? Cause he saw his gas bill. Lawl.
The Veronicas. X]
I was just watching Funniest Home Videos. X]
And the Veronicas were on. And Jess was wearing glasses. I was like, "Woah. She's so Australian."
Speaking of being so Australian, have you seen Matthew Hardy's video clip?
I'm so Australian.... ?? I have. It is SO funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w73y2NCaFuQ
That is the link. Above. X]
It is so hilarious. Cos I am an Aussie.
Ah. Good times. Have fun, y'all. Don't forget to eat Vegemite sandwiches and lamingtons.
Haha. X]
And the Veronicas were on. And Jess was wearing glasses. I was like, "Woah. She's so Australian."
Speaking of being so Australian, have you seen Matthew Hardy's video clip?
I'm so Australian.... ?? I have. It is SO funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w73y2NCaFuQ
That is the link. Above. X]
It is so hilarious. Cos I am an Aussie.
Ah. Good times. Have fun, y'all. Don't forget to eat Vegemite sandwiches and lamingtons.
Haha. X]
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