so i have come here, to make a list, because we really REALLY need to beat essendon.
- 1 x uninjured dane swan (PLEASE)
- 1 x fit jamie elliott (PRETTY PLEASE)
- 1 x cake for alex fasolo
- 20 x books titled "how to deliver the ball to the forward line for dummies" mostly for tay, but also everyone
- 20 x books titled "don't kick to alex fasolo if he's surrounded by 20 defenders because he's never gonna get it" for basically everyone
- 1 x tim broomhead
- 1 x ben crocker
- 7264 x adam treloar
- 1 x treasure map to lead alex fasolo to the love of his life (me)
- 1 x smelly fish in brendan goddard's car
- 1 x rising star nomination for darcy moore
- 1 x miracle that ben reid can get through a whole year without hurting himself
- 1 x box of donuts for joe daniher to remind him of how many goals he's kicking next monday
- 824 x alex fasolo because again, we need way more of this sexy babe
- 1 x brent macaffer
- -1 x jesse white (he did a few good things but no thank you)
- 1 x anthrax-infected moustache comb for joe daniher
- 1 x jonathon marsh (PLEASE)
- 6824 x travis varcoe
- 92892842943 x steele sidebottom
- infinite x tom langdon (and his cute man bun)
that's it.
i'll go mail this to bucks and we should be right.
