FANFIC #78276098

As I walked into the park, I saw my bff, Mitchie J, sitting on the swings, seeing if he could swing as high as possible.
Getting closer, I noticed something glinting in the sun around his neck. I squinted, and wished I owned a pair of sunglasses.
"What's that?" I asked, standing right in front of my bff.
Mitchie J stopped swinging so he wouldn't hit me. He held up the glinting object around his neck, and grinned. "Allan Border medal!"
"Well done!" I yelled, running over to hug my bff.

After a few minutes of hugging my bff, I noticed someone standing nearby, partially hidden by the trees.
"Is that...?" I said, trailing off and staring at the half-hidden person.
Mitchie J turned around, trying to find what I was looking at. "Oh, him," Mitchie J said, with a shrug, "he's been taunting me for a few days."
"What?" I asked, fiercely, "Who is he?" When someone hurts my bfflz, I get involved.
"Graeme Smith," Mitchie J replied, knowing what I'd do next.
I checked in my pocket that there was a pie there.
Then I walked fiercely towards Graeme Smith, with Mitchie J tentatively following behind.
"Hey, you!" I yelled.
G.Smith came out from the trees, and stood there menacingly.
"Don't be mean to my bff!" I yelled, fiercely.
"D'urg," Graeme said.
I got out the pie from my pocket.
And hurled the raspberry pie at Graeme's face.
I high fived Mitchie J, as Graeme ran away from us.
THE END

overload of posts to make up for the lack of posts

I went to the Taylor Swift concert recently!!!

It was fab

and Guy Sebastian was fab too

and Neon Trees were kinda loud, lol, like i knew two of their songs and they did a cover of Don't You Want Me babyyyy and all the rest of their songs were just loud noise idek it was like birds of tokyo except no one in Neon Trees is a bird. Or from Tokyo.

anyway

TSwifty is awesome wow omfg i was sitting way up with the birds (not from Tokyo) on Level 3

but it was still really good and they had a big screen in case there were any stupid people without binoculars (me)

and i got a Taylor Swift glowstick for $10

while I was at the merch tent, I was thinking about buying a T-shirt with 13 on it, but nahhhh, idek 13 is bad number but it's also a good number for Taylors??? idek

good times

stupid daisy

hey Blogger/blogspot/whatever-this-is-called

did I tell you about my favourite footyballer leaving Collingwood??

and then Heath Shaw leaving too?

I know right

DEVASTATING

WHYYYYYY???

NOOOOOO!!!
oh well

I still have Faz

and Josh Thomas

but it'll still be terribly heartbreaking seeing Daisy Thomas in a Carlton jumper and then win a Brownlow medal :(

I never imagined this would happen, not even in my wildest dreams (except the brownlow medal winning part) 

(and also the Carlton jumper part b/c my dreams are all 1950's themed where they change jumpers after a grand final)

sigh

oh well

hey

Hey I can blag again!!!
idek it wasn't letting me log in before
anyway, so much has happened!

no wait, maybe nothing, idek, when did I blog last?

Anyway
Alex Fasolo is still amazing
did I blag about the Ashes?
WE WON FIVE NIL!!!!1111!1!!
AND THEN WE WON THE FIRST ONE DAY MATCH
AND THEN WE WERE ABOUT TO LOSE THE SECOND ONE DAY MATCH AND WE NEARLY LOST
BECAUSE MITCHIE J SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE
AND THE BIG SHOW ALMOST SAVED US
BUT THEN HE WENT OUT
AND HADDIN WENT OUT
AND IT WAS 9 WICKETS DOWN WITH ABOUT 60 RUNS TO MAKE
AND
JAMES
FAULKNER
WHAT A LEGEND

Suck it, Eggland :P
Oh Cookie baby.
Teehee