Time for another list, express posted to Nathan Buckley.
- 15 x Dayne Beams
- 9264 x Travis Cloke (you know, one for every defender that was surrounding poor Trav)
- 1 x AFL rules book for every umpire (we can't even blame the umpires for most of the game but it wouldn't hurt for them to refresh the rules)
- 1 x Jackson Paine (lol Q-stick)
- 1 x Clinton Young
- 1 x Andy Krakouer
- 1 x Ben Johnson
- 1 x Tyson Goldsack
- 1 x punch to Marc Murphy's jaw
- 22 x peptides for each of our players
- 8 x Josh Thomas
- 1 x rising star nomination for Josh Thomas (aw, screw age limits, the kid isn't even 22 yet)
- 3 x Ben Kennedy
- 1 x green vest for someone other than Ben Kennedy
- 1 x slab of beer for Dane Swan UGH SWANNY GIVE ME BACK MY PEN, YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE ONE BEER, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
- 1 x letter that squirts poison when you open it for Mick Malthouse
- 1 x rating of 1 and a half stars for that viewing of Man of Steel(e) - the stars come with a big "you tried" in the middle
- 1 x book titled "How to do Forward Structure for Dummies" for the forwards coach (if there is one)
- 34 x books titled "How to utilise two tall forwards and a handful of crumbers in an effective way that will get goals for Dummies"
- 475 x books titled "Handballing to each other through the midfield and shepherding whoever has the ball like ya feel me"
- 1 x car for Jamie Elliott (IF THAT MARK DOESN'T GET MARK OF THE YEAR, I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN AFL HEADQUARTERS)
- 1 x Coleman Medal for Travis Cloke (I just really want him to win it, okay, just omg)
- 43 x cakes for Alex Fasolo (you know, a thanks for RT'ing my tweet, I love you Faz)
- 1 x Timmy Broomhead (I mean, the kid has been described as a Scott Pendlebury, maybe he can help our midfield out)
- 1 x Chris Dawes
- 1 x Jye Bolton
- 1 x handmade large red paper-heart given to Alex Fasolo
- 7 x vicious lions placed in Chris Judd's bedroom
- 1 x Ben Reid
I like the comic omfg, like the only game Q-Stick has actually played half-decent was against Carlton, when he had to hold up the ruck on his own.
Except Q-Stick has been a good second ruckman this year, like way better than what Dawes was. But Dawes is a way better forward.
Ugh.
Except Q-Stick has been a good second ruckman this year, like way better than what Dawes was. But Dawes is a way better forward.
Ugh.