Ewww, I hate losing. Especially when we played crap ugh ugh what the hell happened, like we were so great against Geelong, really really great, best game all year. WHY CAN'T WE FOUR QUARTER EFFORT or at least one quarter effort

What's the time?
Time for another list, express posted to Nathan Buckley.

• 15 x Dayne Beams
• 9264 x Travis Cloke (you know, one for every defender that was surrounding poor Trav)
• 1 x AFL rules book for every umpire (we can't even blame the umpires for most of the game but it wouldn't hurt for them to refresh the rules)
• 1 x Jackson Paine (lol Q-stick)
• 1 x Clinton Young
• 1 x Andy Krakouer
• 1 x Ben Johnson
• 1 x Tyson Goldsack
• 1 x punch to Marc Murphy's jaw
• 22 x peptides for each of our players
• 8 x Josh Thomas
• 1 x rising star nomination for Josh Thomas (aw, screw age limits, the kid isn't even 22 yet)
• 3 x Ben Kennedy
• 1 x green vest for someone other than Ben Kennedy
• 1 x slab of beer for Dane Swan UGH SWANNY GIVE ME BACK MY PEN, YOU DON'T EVEN DESERVE ONE BEER, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT
• 1 x letter that squirts poison when you open it for Mick Malthouse
• 1 x rating of 1 and a half stars for that viewing of Man of Steel(e) - the stars come with a big "you tried" in the middle
• 1 x book titled "How to do Forward Structure for Dummies" for the forwards coach (if there is one)
• 34 x books titled "How to utilise two tall forwards and a handful of crumbers in an effective way that will get goals for Dummies" 
• 475 x books titled "Handballing to each other through the midfield and shepherding whoever has the ball like ya feel me"
• 1 x car for Jamie Elliott (IF THAT MARK DOESN'T GET MARK OF THE YEAR, I'M GOING TO BURN DOWN AFL HEADQUARTERS)
• 1 x Coleman Medal for Travis Cloke (I just really want him to win it, okay, just omg)
• 43 x cakes for Alex Fasolo (you know, a thanks for RT'ing my tweet, I love you Faz)
• 1 x Timmy Broomhead (I mean, the kid has been described as a Scott Pendlebury, maybe he can help our midfield out)
• 1 x Chris Dawes
• 1 x Jye Bolton
• 1 x handmade large red paper-heart given to Alex Fasolo
• 7 x vicious lions placed in Chris Judd's bedroom
• 1 x Ben Reid

I like the comic omfg, like the only game Q-Stick has actually played half-decent was against Carlton, when he had to hold up the ruck on his own.
Except Q-Stick has been a good second ruckman this year, like way better than what Dawes was. But Dawes is a way better forward.
Ugh.