Sunday, November 30, 2008

YAY.

Well, well, well.
Brett Lee has gotten 4 wickets today. WOW.
And Nathan Hauritz is dazzling. X]
He's all like, "^_^"
And I'm just like, "I love you too. ^_^"

Guess what happens in TWO DAYS?
TWILIGHT.
So exciting. =]
I'm so excited. I'll probably get to Chadstone about ten hours earlier. And I'll just sit there, going, "OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG. etc."
And everyone will be like, "Uh, dude. >_>"

Ah, good times.
I shall tell y'all about the movie on Thursday. kk.
Or Wednesday, if you're lucky. But probably not.

I watched Don't Forget The Lyrics yesterday. There was a really talented kid on. He won, like, $350,000. His family were all like, ":DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
Cos the kid said that if he won $50,000 then he'd buy his older bro a car. And the host, Wayne, was like, "Wow, can you be my little bro, y/y?"
And then, I watched School of Rock. I had already seen it before but I wanted to see it again. =]
My favourite character was, of course, Dewey Finn. But I also liked Summer and Zac.

Summer was all like, "But I'm the best. You have to do what I say."
She was so stuck-up. It was funny. And Zac was all like, "The band. Meh."
Good times. X]

Okay, I shall go now.
Hopefully the passage for Day 4 will be on the website now.
Later, peeps.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

DALE THOMAS IS COOL.

I owe y'all a proper post, right?
I watched Camp Rock yesterday.
Good movie. Joe Jonas was awesome. But I kinda realised that Nick Jonas is heaps cuter than Joe. Nick reminds me of Zero from Holes. I love that movie (and book ^_^).

The cricket is on at the moment.
Brett Lee hit a six.
And Haddin and Clarkey made 100 runs.
Australia are going really well.

Speaking of Australia, has anyone seen the Australia movie yet?
I haven't.
I'm seeing Twilight on Wednesday! OMG. So exciting.
Every two seconds, I'm like, "OMG, ^_^ I'LL BE SEEING TWILIGHT SOON!"
Good times. =]

I shall leave now.
Does anyone know what passage this is from:
Harry was dying. He knew it. He could feel it. His lungs were bursting, and soon he’d have to take a breath. But that breath wasn’t going to be cool, welcome air, but freezing, unforgiving water. And you can’t breathe water. You just can’t. Everyone knows that.

I am stumped with this passage. I'm like, "Does it mean Harry Potter or Harry Clearwater?" They are the only Harry's that I know. One of them is dead (Sorry for the spoiler) and he didn't die by drowning - it was heart attack or something.
LOL, I remember when Harry's funeral was on, Bella jumped off a cliff. So Edward jumped to the conclusion that Charlie was at Bella's funeral.
And yeah.

If you know which book the passage comes from, please tell me ASAP. kk.

LOL

What Ever Major Loser?!
That was not cool to say to Caitlyn.
Caitlyn is a bitch to Midgie because Caitlyn knows her secret. ^_^
So put that in your pipe and smoke it, Midgie.
I think Midgie is her name. Not sure how to spell it. Anyhoo, she's a loser. She lied about her mum. She said her mum had an awesome job. AND THE MUM IS ACTUALLY THE COOK AT CAMP ROCK. HA!

OMG.

LOL. Midgie (Demi Lovato) is so silly. She is all like, "The mean girls are so cool! I'ma gonna ditch my lovely friend, Caitlin that I met on the first day of Camp Rock and sounded all nice, and go with the ~mean girls who seem to be too cool for me but oh well."
Damn you, Demi. Why'd you bother auditioning for Camp Rock if you were only playing the prick?

Joe Jonas, on the other hand, is hot and steamy with his ~stubbornness.

CAMP ROCK

Joe Jonas is a fabulous actor. He is so funneh. ^_^
Demi Lovato: not so much. She is all like, "OMG, I'M GOING TO SIT WITH THE MEAN GIRLS COS THEY TOTALLY INVITED ME. -giggle-"
I mean, seriously. She's a prick.

And yeah.
Camp Rock isn't the best film - I just love laughing at its silly-ness.
LMAO.
EDIT: Does "sillyness" have a Y? Or is it meant to be like "silliness"?

Friday, November 28, 2008

LOL. STUFF.

Well, well, well.
I am totally winning the competition at the moment. I think.
Exciting.
There's still a week to go. But I think I can win. It's been made HEAPS easier cos he gave us another clue which narrows it down to about twenty or something authors. And the easiest one was today. X]
An easy one was yesterday too. I knew it was Barry Jonsberg. But my brain was all like, "BARRY JONSBERG HASN'T WRITTEN A BOOK IN 2008."
And then, I was like, "Well, shows what you know, Mr "I'm so smart" Brain."
He has actually written THREE books in 2008. I just haven't read them (or heard about them).

Why did I just tell you all that the book for yesterday's passage was by Barry Jonsberg? Oops.
Oh well, William K already gave it away with the clue. LOL.

CAMP ROCK IS ON NOW! G2G.

SPORT.

Well, the draft picks are complete, I think.
The crap teams got the good people. The better teams got the not-so-good ones.
And Collingwood didn't get Tom Swift. X[

Okay, fine. I'll stop talkin' about footy. The season is over. ;_;

Moving on the cricket, Australia bowled the Kiwis out early today. And then, Aussies came in to bat.
Score-check?
3 Aussies are out and they've made 178 runs. Pretty good, huh?

Later, peeps.
Ah, yes.
Weekend has arrived.
And y'know what band I hate?
Kings of Leon.
I hate them so much that if I ever hear one of their songs again, I'll kill someone.

In lighter news, I'm on 2 points for the competition.
(Click on "residence" for the competition)
I hope no one is on 3 or 4 points. Because I want to win. ^_^ I wonder if there'll be a second or third prize. Hmm...
I hope so because I don't think I'll get the highest amount of points. =[

MY LETTER.

To Nathan Hauritz,
You made me interested in cricket again.
Thanks.
Love from Laura. XOXO
P.S. Where'd you get your hotness from? Was it on sale at Coles?

Thursday, November 27, 2008

The competition is too hard. Plz help me.

Need help. Srsly.
Okay, this competition is driving me insane. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO HARD FOR ME?
*sniff*

If you have any ideas, plz tell me.
I really want to win. Because the prize is Loathing Lola by William Kostakis.

I've been watching the cricket. And Nathan Hauritz is SO CUTE. He is like a younger version of Adam Gilchrist. So, I call him "Lil Gilly." ^_^
But Nathan Hauritz is too old for me. =[
He is born in 1981 which is ten years older than me. Damn.

Anyhoo, I shall go now. X]
Later, peeps.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I'M FEELING HOT IN HERE.... X]

Gosh, it is hot today.
WHY DID I CHOOSE TO WEAR JEANS?!
Idk.
Anyway, I sold mah Chemistry books today. And then, I got 6 cookies from Subway. ^_^


Anyhoo, I shall go now. X]

STACY, YOUR MOM IS HOT.

It feels WAAAAY too hot today.
And I'm all like, "I'ma going to sit here and do nothing."
So that's what I shall do.

But I'm going to Subway today.
Cos I have to go to the school to give my Chemistry book to a year 10 doing Chemistry next year.
And I don't know which year 10 it is. So I have to meet my friend at Subway. ^_^

I'm planning to get a whole lot of cookies cos I can't get a Meatball Sub because one of my tooth is all like, "I'm going to cause you pain each time you eat."
And I'm all like, "Dude, just be like the other teeth. They are nice."

DUDE, WES MY CARR is also Quote of the Day today too.
Good quote. ^_^

I have had Stacy's Mom in my head all day. The song, not the person.
Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's Mom.
I will never get tired of that song.
One day, I'll meet a girl called Stacy. And I'll be all like, "STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON.."
And Stacy will be like, "Uh, dude. Have you ever met my mum? O_O"
And I'll be like, "K, dude. I'm just saying she's hot."

I shall leave now before you all get freaked out by my weirdness. X]

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

OMG, I CAN'T WAIT FOR TWILIGHT. I'M GONNA WET MY PANTS.

I was doing my Math Methods homework today (nerd!) and my radio was on. And Hughesy & Kate (yes, I woke up early today) were talking about the Twilight movie. And they were giving away tickets to an advanced screening of Twilight at Melbourne Central.
So, I was all like, "OMG, YAY!" And I nearly rang up but I decided not to.

Anyway, a little while later, I went to the Nova website and looked up when the advanced screening was. And it said, "December 8th."
HAHA. I'm seeing Twilight in a week (3rd December). Which means I don't need Hughesy and Kate to give me a ticket.
Actually, maybe I should get a ticket from Hughesy and Kate cos it'll be free, right?
I like free stuff. :)

And yeah.
I was on Facebook and someone had written, "DUDE, WES MY CARR."
And it cracked me up. I lol'd for, like, 10 minutes.
Because Wes Carr was the winner of Aus Idol this year. (Source - TV Week blog - I hope it's reliable)
I heard his debut single on the radio today. The song wasn't that bad. I think he's better than Casey Donovan and all the other winners. Towards the end of the song, he starts using a ~sexy voice. Nathan (from Faker) and Johnny (from Galvatrons) have ~sexy voices too. ^_^
Brandon Flowers (teh Killers) kinda has a ~sexy voice. I do him ~any day.

I shall be going now.
Later, peeps.
^_^

Monday, November 24, 2008

BOOK A MINUTE

MITIFOTIT: The Most Interesting Thing I Found On The Internet Today

Twilight
Edward Cullen: Hoo mama, I can't decide whether to drink your blood or kiss you passionately.
Bella Swan: That's hot.
THE END


That's all.

DALE THOMAS IS COOL.

I feel like writing another blog post.
I'm bored.
You can tell, right?

COMICS.

Okay. So I want to read some Roasted comics by Andy Riley.
So I decide to check on the Internet. I googled "Andy Riley Roasted"
And guess what? The stupid book with the Roasted comics is in ENGLAND. Damn you, England. I hate you.

I love reading comics by the way.
And Lili posted this website on her Twitter. And I was all like, "OMG, A COMIC BOOK THAT COMES OUT EVERY FRIDAY. I LOVE COMIC BOOKS!"
So I wanted to know where to buy these comics.
And the website was like, "You can only get the comics by subscription or phone, kk."
I clicked on the link and it said the subscription costed like 40 pounds to subscribe. THAT'S LIKE 90 BUCKS IN AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS. WHAT??

Why are all good comic books from England?!
In Australia, we don't have cool comics (except Simpsons and Futurama).
And there are no comic book stores near me. Just bookshops, $2 shops, CD shops, clothes shops, food shops and other boring stuff. WHERE ARE THE COMIC BOOK STORES?

I want a comic book store with the Comic Book Guy in it. He'll be all like, "Worst. Episode. Ever."
And I'll be standing there laughing. ^_^

That's the end of my rant. I'm moving to England after I finish Year 12.
I'll go to Oxford University, live with Gabriella Cilmi and most importantly, I'll have my Roasted and DFC comics. Life shall be great. Come and join me if you want.

STUFF.

Hey everyone!

First day of the holidays.
Only 1 month till Christmas.
And 9 days (including today) till I see the Twilight movie.

I drew a cute version of Dale Thomas' British bulldog, Missi.

And yeah. Blogger is deciding to be evil and keep stuffing up. =[

Sunday, November 23, 2008

LOL

I had the last day of Year 11 today.
OMG. It was so awesome.
The year 11 co-ordinator brought cupcakes and candy canes for each homeroom. And I ate FIVE cupcakes. And two candy canes. ^_^
I'm a pig.

And then, my friend brought a cake or something. Idk why. So I got a piece of that too. It was delicious. X]

ALSO: I got my Chemistry and General Specialist exams back. I was so happy cos I got 69% on the Chemistry and 66% on the General Specialist. YAY!

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.

IDOL IS OVER. NOW CHANNEL TEN CAN PUT SOME SIMPSONS REPEATS ON. :)

YAY. Aus Idol is finally over!
It ended last night but don't ask me who won cos I didn't watch it.
Okay, I lied. I watched the Potbelleez and Kasey Chambers/Shane Nicholson. But then, I turned the TV off. The rest was BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.


The Potbelleez were awesome, kk. They sang a few of their hit singles. ^_^
And Kasey Chambers/Shane Nicholson sang rattlin' bones. I used to be all like, "EW, KASEY CHAMBERS.."
But now, I like her (and her husband) because they were on ROVEEEEEEEEEEE.


ALSO: When I watched Aus Idol (well, the first half), I noticed they were all OUTSIDE the Opera House and it was RAINING.
WHAT?
Don't they normally go INSIDE the Opera House? Isn't that the whole purpose of the Finale being at the Opera House because it's makes it seem special. I mean, you don't book out a place and then have the party in the carpark.


They should have every show outside the Opera House - with fireworks. That might make it MORE interesting, right?
And get rid of the Idol contestants and just have musicians that HAVEN'T been on Idol. Like The Killers or Gabriella Cilmi, etc.


I am smart. I could breathe some life into Australian Idol. And Big Brother. Well, you'd have to change the hosts of Big Brother. Kyle should not be the host. He is a d***head. Everyone knows that. And if you don't, you must be living in a hole.


Hamish and Andy could host Big Brother. They'd make it funny. Mike, Bree and Fitzy can continue to host Friday Night Live. They always make that funny.
Omg, Rove could host Big Brother. That would be awesome. If Rove can make a show like 5th Grader interesting than SURELY he could make BB interesting, right?

Oh well. Channel Ten could always bring back The Mole. I miss that show. ;_;

Saturday, November 22, 2008

^_^

I just watched She's The Man.
It was awesome! (I had already seen it before on TV but yesterday I went down and hired the non-commerical-She's-The-Man, kk)
I lol'd so much while watching. ^_^

Anyway, guess what movie is on Channel 7 next weekend?
CAMP ROCK!
My friend (who I send emails to cos she doesn't have MSN) was going to tell me when Camp Rock was on Foxtel but she never did. (Well, I could have asked anyone but I know she would tell me cos she loves Joe Jonas).

So now, I'll just watch it on cheapskate TV.
I don't even know why I want to see it. I don't like the Jonas Brothers very much - only their music.

I was watching Video Hits this morning and they played a song and it was all like, "DAMN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE."
It is sung by Axle Whitehead (who I hate) but the song is kinda catchy.

The last day of school this year is TOMORROW!
On Tuesday, my holidays begin 'cept the horrible evil teachers will give us homework. What kind of a holiday is that? Holidays and homework do not mix. Even I know that.

ROVE ISN'T ON TONIGHT. ;_;
I think I'm gonna cry.
Later, peeps.

Friday, November 21, 2008

LA LA LA. ^_^

Check out mah Deviantart, peeps. It is fabulous.
I have completed 10 Dale Thomas comics. ^_^

Yesterday, I went to my school's Speech Night. There were speeches, awards and performances. The percussion performance was the best. It was so LOUD.
Anyway, when they got to the year 12 awards, normally they call the year 12's onto the stage individually.
But this year, they didn't. They just called the year 12's who won awards and such. All the rest of them just stood there, doin' nothing.
So that means, next year, I'll be up on stage but NO ONE WILL SAY MY NAME. No one will mis-pronounce my name on Speech Night. ;_;

Anyway, in lighter news, Pete and Ashlee have named their baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz. So the initials will be BMW.
My parents probably named me Laura Claire so that my initials could be LCD. And then, I'd be a TV and watch TV all day. Is that what my parents had in mind? Wow, aren't they kind?
*watches TV*

Well, I shall be going now.
See ya!
ALSO: Don't forget to check out my Deviantart. It is pretteh.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

WHEN I'M GONE.



This is my favourite Eminem song. It is really sad. Idk.
Hailie is so cute and adorable in the video clip. The song is called When I'm Gone, kk.
I don't really like Eminem but his daughter, Hailie, is so cute. And she's all like, "Don't leave, Daddy!"
Aw! Oh, Hailie, adorable much?

ALSO: I ran up to Kim and kissed her, told her I missed her. Hailie just smiled at her little sister.
ALSO X2: And in the video clip, Hailie piles boxes in front of the door to stop her dad leaving. And she buys a coin saying, "Number 1 Dad." When I have a kid, I want the kid to be exactly like Hailie. kk.
ALSO X3: Just because this song is called When I'm Gone doesn't mean it is related to the crappy Simple Plan song called When I'm Gone. THEY ARE TOTALLY DIFFERENT SONGS.

SHORT STORIES

Okay, so I want to read Loathing Lola.
So I checked out on the internet some other stories by William Kostakis.
This one is awesome - I lol'd so much at it.
This next one isn't as good but still funny.

ENJOY.

MY STORY. DO YOU LIKE?

Okay, this is a comic of Dale Thomas which I made. It's on my Deviantart, kk.
I know what you are all thinking: HOW DID THE CHAIRS BREAK?
Well, I can totally explain to you...

There once was a girl called Kylee,
Who came from the country
She was a prick
And wanted a dick
So she decided to hook up with Dale-y. (As in Dale Thomas, m'dears)

She hung around Dale Thomas
Managed to not cheer for the Bombers,
Broke some hearts
Let out some farts
Many girls wished they could have Dale Thomas. (Yes, Thomas rhymes with Thomas, kk)

Dale and Kylee lived in a house
Creatively built by a mouse
Broke a chair
She dyed his hair
And desperately wanted to be his spouse.

And yeah. That's pretty much the whole story.
I'm going to put it on my Deviantart. Good story, eh?

PRESETS ARE PRETTY COOL.

I was totally reading the playlist on Nova 100 and there was a song by the Presets and it was like called, "YIPPI-O AY." Or something like that.
So, now my new saying is, "YIPPI-O AY!" And I really want to hear that song.
TTYL

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

GHOSTING.

Well, I watched Hamish and Andy Re-Gifted last night.
It was so cool!
I love the ghosting bit. And the doorknocking. And when Hamish and Andy got their mums to pick up some guys. That was hilarious.
I think I'll take up the sport "ghosting."
Good sport. Lots of exercise.
They should make it an Olympic sport. I'd win the gold medal. FOR SURE.

And Steph Rice will be like, "But I'm the sexy Australian athlete..." And I'll be like, "Not anymore. MWA HA HA."
LOL.
And she won't be the sexy Australian athlete couple either. Because me and Dale Thomas will be that. Me and Dale can do TEAM GHOSTING. Omg, yay!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

ENTER THE COMPETITION. DETAILS ARE BELOW.

Okay, m'dears, I haven't completed any of mah goals. EPIC FAIL.

Anyway, I have entered a lovely competition. It started at 12 pm today (Wednesday) and I think it only goes for 24 hours. Idk.
You can enter it here.
The more entries, the more prizes are given out. ^_^

I got my Math Methods exam result back today.
91% on the Calculator one and 93% on the Non-Calculator one. Yes, I am a nerd.

Ah, good times.
I shall go now. X]

Monday, November 17, 2008

AUS IDOL IS BORING. EXCEPT FOR THE TV WEEK BLOG.

I have read the TV Week blog. She makes Australian Idol seem so interesting even though the actual show is TOTALLY boring and I would never watch it ever.

Some quotes from the blog:
"Apparently, Luke has "country qualities" in his voice. What does that mean, exactly? That he sings as if he's got a mouthful of flies?"
"
Wes does "White Noise". It's approximately eight thousand times more exciting than Luke's performance." (Obviously. White Noise is fabulous song - too bad I didn't watch him sing it...)
"Oh and Kyle donated $15,000 of his own money to the cause. Well, not so much "donated" as "ate his own body weight in the company's product" for the cause."
"
Kyle attempts to drop Andrew G in it by announcing that he's donating $20k of his own money too. Given that he's a strict vegan, I'm thinking we'll have to wait until McTofu Day for that to happen. (Aaahhh McTofu Day. The least fun of all the days except perhaps for McVaccination Day and McProstate Check Day)."
"James, who is either very very excited about the finale or has been told to fill another two minutes with waffling, tells us that Jess Mauboy will be performing, which is nice. And so will Kasey Chambers, which reminds me that I must buy earplugs."

There are plenty more funny quotes so read the article.
Gathering from the blog, I think one of them in the final 2 is a shearer and the other one likes Michael Jackson. kk.

Ah, good times. X]

EDIT: I never said Kasey Chambers was bad. She was on Rove with her husband. Which means that she is cool. Even if I don't know her songs and stuff.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

TRANSITION. X]

Well, I had mah first day of Transition To Year 12 today.
We had Chemisty where we learnt about gases. I finally understood something in Chemistry because we had a different teacher. =]
Then we had Accounting and I got an A in my exam. 84%. WOW.
After that, we had English. I have about three friends in my class so that makes a big difference from last year when I only had one. ALSO: I have a better English teacher. I think.

After lunch, we had Specialist Maths. And we did some Math Methods Calculus stuff. The limit does not exist. (Quoting Mean Girls is fun).

That was the end of the day. AND GUESS WHAT? Only 3 more days till the weekend! (Because I get to have Friday off because Speech Night is on Friday night!)
My friends probably have to go to school that day (cos they are all nerds who get awards every year) so HA!

Also, TV Week blog is FANTASTIC. So is William Kostakis' first blog. ^_^
FABULOUS.
Life is good. (I have an LG TV so I kinda have to believe that, lol)

Anyway, I am going to the advanced screening of Twilight on December 3rd. SO GOOD.
That is only 12 days after the USA. I think. (My maths skills isn't too good..)
And 9 days before the rest of Australia see it. HA! Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Australia!
(Well, Australians could just fly to America on the 21st)

HI TOM... PISS-OFF-SKY!
Man, I love saying that.
I would actually like to meet Tom Petrovsky. And I would say that to him. YES, I WOULD.

I will miss Rove. And Ryan Shelton. And Haydo.
I loved it when Daniel Craig was sitting with Rove and some guy (yes, it was a guy) called out, "TAKE IT OFF!" And Rove was like, "O_O! THAT WAS A GUY!"
Ah, good times.
BEN STILLER WAS ON. I love Madagascar. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.
ALSO: I like to move it, move it. ^_^

I loved it when the penguins were in Antarctica and they were like, "Well, this sucks."
LOL. X]
GIANT PANSY! LMAO.

Later, peeps.

ROVE IS TEH AWESOME.

Brace yourselves for the Quote Of The Day!
Today's quote is: HI TOM... PISS-OFF-SKY!

Basically if you didn't watch Rove, you wouldn't know what I'm talking about.
Well, in the "Things I Love" segment, Tom Petrovsky was all like, "I love it when people on the street call out, 'HI TOM... PISS-OFF-SKY!' ^_^"
He's so funny except he has an unspellable name just like Nat Bass.

ALSO: Kevin Rudd P.M. was awesome, as per usual.
Ah, good times.

I'm going to miss Rove. WHY DOES IT HAVE TO LEAVE?!
Why can't they put it on NEXT Sunday? And the one after?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????

Dear Channel Ten,
Could you please axe Australian Idol (please!) and put Rove on EVERY Sunday?
Pretty please with a cherry on top?
PLEEEEEEEEEEEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
Sincerely,
Laura.
P.S. Thank you for putting Hamish and Andy on Wednesday night. Can they be on every Wednesday night?
P.P.S. Why don't you axe Australian Idol? Who watches it anyway?

Saturday, November 15, 2008

GREAT AUSTRALIAN RUN!

I just totally found out that Dale Thomas is doing a Great Australian Run on November 30th.
Yeah, I just thought you all might like to know. LOL.
I would participate in the run but I'm too lazy.
I'll just find out whereabouts they'll be running and stalk Dale. HA!

CADBURY GORILLA IS TEH AWESOME. KK.

Everyone, check out mah DeviantArt, kk.
I added a new comic which has Dale Thomas playing the drums like what the Cadbury gorilla does.
I love that ad. I want a gorilla for Christmas. ^_^
Preferably this one:

Doesn't he look adorable?




LOL, I just asked my mum for a gorilla for Christmas. And she was like, "Um... sure... O_O" And then, I was like, "And can I have a drum kit for the gorilla to play with?" And my mum was like, "NO."

^_^ DALE THOMAS IS COOL. kk

Has anyone heard the new song by Axle Whitehead? It is called Satellite.
Now, I know you're all thinking, "Axle Whitehead is a prick."
But his new song is kinda funny. He's all like, "Damn."
And he says "Damn" like Sean says it on 5th Grader. Which is cool. And Sean also says, "SHAZAM."

Anyway, I shall stop boring you with Axle Whitehead crap.
I watched the Perfect Man yesterday. I had forgotten how good Hilary Duff is. She is so cute and adorable. ^_^

I also watched Liar Liar. But only the first half.
Jim Carrey is so funny.
I loved him in Dumb and Dumber and The Truman Show. And plenty more.
He's all like, "Good morning! And in case, I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening and good night! ^_^"

Guess who else is funny? BEN STILLERRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
AND HE'S ON ROVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Keeping the Faith was a really good movie.
SO IS MADAGASCAR!!!!!!!
And they're making a sequel to Madagascar. X]

NEW KEYBOARDIST FOR OPERATOR PLEASE.

This is the only photo I can find of Operator Please's new keyboardist. His name is Chris Holland and he is kinda cute - like Timmy (drummer of Operator Please).

One day, I'll go to an Operator Please concert and I'll take many pictures of Chris Holland and Timmy.

And yeah. That's all.

Friday, November 14, 2008

Okay, so I was watching the Music Jungle and Jordin Sparks was on.
And the host was all like, "If you had no air, who would you prefer to do mouth-to-mouth on you?"
And Jordin was like, "Well, there's this book and it's called Twilight. The vampire is pretty cute - I want him to give me mouth-to-mouth."
And Lizzy (the host) was all like, "O_O!" Cos she thought Jordin would say Chris Brown. HAHA, LIZZY! JORDIN IS COOL. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT! ^_^
ALSO: Lizzy looked like she had never heard of Twilight. X'[

I was also watching Video Hits and The Kooks' song Shine On was playing.
I LOVE THAT SONG.
Luke has a gorgeous voice. I GO CRAZY WHEN YOU TALKTALKTALKTALKTALK, LIKELIKELIKELIKE,THATTHATTHATTHATTHAT.
LOL, Luke looks like a hobbit. He is living proof that hobbits weren't extinct. I wonder if Luke is from Indonesia... Hmmm....

THAT'S ALL.
Oh and WIPEOUT AUSTRALIA is coming to Channel 9. I want to apply but I'm not 18.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... BOP.

Mmm Bop... Do do do do do.. Mmm Bop...
'Scuse me, I'm watching Video Hits and The Veronicas are like, "WE TOURED WITH HANSON! ^_^"
I love Hanson. X]

I love the Futurama episode where Fry and Giant!Bender are playing and there is a Hanson concert in the background. LOL.
Ah, good times.

ROVE IS ON SUNDAYYYYYY!
With Ben Stiller. And other cool peeps.
And because none of them can be bothered catching a one hour flight, the show is in Sydney on Sunday. But Ben Stiller is still cool.
I am so going to see Madagascar 2. I'll be like the oldest person in the cinema that actually chose to see Madagascar 2. (There'll be parents in the cinema of course but they didn't choose to go - their children chose for them)

I want to go to the Veronicas concert.
Idk. I just do.
They'll sing Take Me On The Floor and I can do the, "DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA.. etc" part.
Best song ever. We were in Biology and the radio in the other classroom came on. And Take Me On The Floor started playing. And I was all like, "TAKE ME ON THE FLOOR.. DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA etc.." And then, the teacher just rolled her eyes at me.
LOL. Good times.

When KStew and RPattz come to Australia, I'll track them down (or stalk them!) and hug them. And they'll just be like, "UHH.. GET OFF OF ME!"
And I'll be like, "NO."
Well, I won't start groping RPattz like that Chris Brown fan did. I'm not a prick.
If you're wondering what the Chris Brown fan did, I'll explain, kk.
Someone at my school went to the Chris Brown/Rihanna concert. CBro (I just made up a nickname for him, lol) invited about 7 peeps on stage (five girls and two boys) and they did some singing with Chris Brown on stage or something.
And then, before the peeps went off stage, CBro hugged them and one of the girls went a bit further and decided to grope his.. stuff.
I don't even like CBro and I still think it was totally inappropriate. EW.

I shall go now.
If that story disturbed you, don't blame me, kk.
Blame the guy that can't speak English.
Ah, Teebor, how many times have you saved my butt....

FUNNEH PICTURE.

Oh, damn. It doesn't come out very big... X[
Ah well. If you have a microscope, read the writing on the picture, kk.
FUNNY, right?

Thursday, November 13, 2008

NO MORE YEAR 11 EXAMS!!! WOO HOO!

Well, I totally have no exams left. ^_^

GUESS WHAT IS HAPPENING ON WEDNESDAY?!
OMG. OMG. OMG.
There is a Hamish and Andy special on Wednesday at 7:30 pm. HAMISH AND ANDY!
That's even better news than BEN STILLER ON ROVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dale Thomas posted some pictures on his blog. =]
He is awesome.
Check out mah Deviant Art.
There are three comics about DALE THOMAS.
And I'm going to make more. kk.

Anyway, tomorrow is McHappy Day.
I don't know which celebrities will be at which McDonalds. I simply don't care. Because Dale Thomas is in America.
ALSO: I saw an ad and it said that soft serve cones are now 30 cents. So, I'm going to a McDonalds store close to my house, checking if there are any celebrities there and buying a soft serve cone. ^_^
And all of that will only cost me THIRTY CENTS! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

ALSO X2: Did I tell you that William K. is going to be Writer In Residence on Monday? ^_^

HA HA HA.

Hey everyone!
I have no more exams left! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ^_^

I watched 5th Grader last night.
The kids graduated from the class. They got a $10,000 scholarship to a university for when they are older. I don't think $10,000 will get them far in a university but oh well.

Yesterday, I went to Subway and got four cookies.
It was FABULOUS.
I just sat there eating cookies. And everyone was like, "How many cookies did you get O_O?"
And I was like, "Lots. ^_^"

Subway cookies are teh best. X]

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

EXTREMELY SHORT POST.

I'LL BE SEEING THE TWILIGHT ADVANCED SCREENING! ^_^
On December 3rd.
It is so exciting.
LOL.

ALSO: I have my last exam tomorrow. X]
Does anyone know if Dale Thomas will be at McHappy Day on Saturday?!
I wish he could be there. He's probably in America. EPIC FAIL.

ONE MORE EXAM TO GO! ^_^

Yes, I only have one exam left. Hurrah! I'm nearly done! X]

On Monday, I start Transition to Year 12. Scary.
ALSO: William Kostakis is going to Writer In Residence. Yippee!
I want to read his book, Loathing Lola. It sounds like a fantastic book.
MENTAL NOTE: Add that book to my Christmas list.

And yeah. That is all.

I CHANGED A GOAL.

I have changed one of the goals to "Make a series of comics about Dale Thomas for mah DeviantArt."
Just letting you know, kk.

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

THREE MORE EXAMS TO GO. X]

I had two Maths exams today. EW.
One of them was General Specialist - with calculators. Gosh, there were some REALLY difficult questions on there. Not even my calculator knew what to do.

The other exam was Math Methods - without calculators. It was pretty good. I stuffed up one question cos I didn't know what to do because I was away for the lesson when the teacher taught it. X'[
But yeah. Other than that, it was fabulous. ^_^

Chemistry and General Specialist - No Calculator exams are tomorrow. They are the two exams I am dreading. SRSLY.
Oh well. I shall study and try mah best. Except I have totally forgotten all the formulas for Sequences and Series. EPIC FAIL.

Anyway, today I was in a newsagent reading the latest Dolly or Girlfriend magazine (as I am too much of a cheapskate to buy it) and it said there was something about Ryan Shelton in there. So I read the whole magazine about 200 million times and there wasn't a single mention about Ryan Shelton! THAT'S FALSE ADVERTISING. Luckily, I didn't buy the magazine because I wouldn't have liked a Ryan-Shelton-less-magazine, anyway.

Rove is ending on Sunday. It better come back on next year or I'll burn down the Channel Ten studios. And I'll make sure the Australian Idol people are burnt down too. ESPECIALLY KYLE. And all the other Big Brother people.

Speaking of Big Brother, apparently Channel Ten are putting on a reality TV show that is kinda like Australian Idol except instead of choosing a singer, they'll choose the best chef.
I think the chef reality show will replace Big Brother.
And I will only watch the chef reality show IF there is a hot, young, single guy as one of the contestants. Am I asking too much? MAYBE.

I can't wait for SYTYCD Australia to come back. Natalie Bassingthwaite FTW.
Basically anyone who's been on Rove is awesomely cool. Except for Shannon Noll and maybe a few others.
BEN STILLER IS ON ROVE NEXT SUNDAY!!!!
Did I tell you?!
WELL, I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN COS IT IS EXCITING NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL. Hilarious.

Christmas is coming up.
My Christmas list for Santa is:
-The Lab by Jack Heath
-Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging by Louise Rennison
-True Colours by Adam "Gilly" Gilchrist
-Be The Twilight by Faker
-Funhouse by P!nk (or the Killers new album if my mum doesn't want to buy me P!nk's)
-And plenty more....
-Oh and some chocolate. KK.

Later, peeps. ^_^

MY BAD.

I JUST REMEMBERED THE GAME!

OOPS.

WHAT?!

Ugh. I just found out that a member of Operator Please has left the band and another guy is in the band.
Luckily, Timmy is still in the band. And Taylor. ^_^

But Sarah (the keyboard player) left. ;_;
I was all like, "NOOOOO!"
Some guy is now plays keyboard for Operator Please. His name is Chris Holland or something.

Why didn't anyone tell me that Sarah had left??
WHY?

/random post.

Monday, November 10, 2008

GABRIELLA CILMI.

I love those shoes! Where'd you get them?!



Aw! She is gorgeous! ^_^



LOL. Awesomeness!!!! X]
Gabriella Cilmi is a gorgeous, talented singer with good taste in shoes. ^_^

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER!

/random post

ALSO: I was listening to the radio and they played Human by The Killers (OMG!) and Sleepwalking by Faker.
Speaking of Faker, I have developed a new habit. Walking up to peeps and being like, "BEEEEEE THE TWILIGHT!" So far, I haven't done it to anyone. Probably because their response will be, "O_O ...-walks away-"

I want to be the Twilight. I'd be Alice. Cos she's cute. ^_^
Actually, I could be Seth. I like Seth. X]
I wouldn't want to be Renesmee cos then I'd have to have sex with Sharkboy. EW.
I could be Bella. Then I'd be married to EDWARD. -dirty-

ALSO X2: I did mah Accounting revision. Yes, that's right, for the first time in my life, I did Accounting homework. WOW.
I did some General Specialist study too. The Calculator exam is tomorrow. I'm totally freaked out. To be more freaked, I'll read a Stephen King book tonight.

Yesterday, I didn't watch any TV. But I read the TV Week blog today. She blogged about Australian Idol. I laughed myself silly. KK.
Some quotes from her blog in case you are too lazy to click the link:

"Hell, if I'd once sat on a bar stool that Brad Pitt had recently vacated, you can bet your bottom dollar I'd bring that up at every opportunity."
"
Wes is in the bottom two! He cannot go! He cannot go! He cannot go! Excuse me, I just have to go to the kitchen for a paper bag..."

"Brian McFadden invited himself to the Idol house. That's the only way he gets to go anywhere. You wait — it's only a matter of time before he turns up at your place. Just because he's engaged to Delta, he thinks he can go anywhere."
"
Chris Isaak has taken over the show and suddenly I'm wide awake!"

There are heaps more but these are the EXTREMELY funneh ones. ^_^

I shall go now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. WHY DOES SHOWS WITH ROVE IN THEM HAVE TO FINISH? WHY CAN'T SHOWS WITH WEIRD PEOPLE IN THEM FINISH -coughaustralianidolcough-?
I don't understand.

MY DEVIANT ART PICTURE.

I submitted this on DeviantArt. ^_^
It's Dale Thomas. X]
I'm going to make some more, kk.

But not at the moment.
I have to study for Accounting now. BYE.

(Yes, I am a nerd for doing Accounting. Shut up)

Sunday, November 9, 2008

I HAVE EXAMS THIS WEEK. -dies-

Well, I watched Rove today. Cos I taped it last night. X]
It was awesome.
Celia "Whatever-her-name-is" was so funneh. Her friend was all like, "No, I don't eat fish. I'm a Pisces." So Celia was like, "Well, I don't eat Scorpion. >_>"
And the friend was like, "Is that cos you're a Scorpio O_O?"
And Celia was like, "No, it's cos they're poisonous. Duh."
I lol'd at that for ages. ^_^

I'm a Pisces and I eat fish. Well, I eat everything. Except spicy curries.

Anyway, guess who is going to be on Rove next week?!
BEN STILLER! ^_^
Omg, I love Keeping The Faith. Anna and Jake made a perfect couple. And then, Brian was all like, "But.. but... I'm in love with Anna... ;_; .."
And then, Brian got all drunk and shit and the threesome broke up. X'[
So Anna decided to leave on her business trip or something. And Brian was all like, "Ohh.. I'm gonna miss you."
So then, Brian goes to Jake and he's like, "Anna's leaving - what are you gonna do?"

And yeah.
I love the guy who sings Jesse's Girl in the movie. He's hilarious.
ALSO: When Jesse's Girl was played at my semi formal, I was all like, "OMG!!" And then, I danced and sang and stuff. LOL. Good times.

I had mah English and Math Methods exams today.
I think I stuffed at English cos I fail at writing essays. X[
But the Maths exam was all good. Except one Multiple Choice question. The answer that I got was not the answer that I was meant to get. EPIC FAIL.

ALSO X2: I have bad news.
THE LAST EPISODE OF ROVE IS ON SUNDAY. ;_;
I'm gonna go and cry now. BRB.
Why does Rove have to leave?!
The last episode of 5th Grader is on Thursday.
Oh and Australia's Got Talent is coming back on. I don't know when. WHY DOES MY LIFE HAVE TO SUCK?
ANDAND Paul Licuria (aka Lica) didn't win Dancing With The Stars. I didn't watch it. Yeah, life does suck.

In lighter and happier news, a school near me is having a Fete on Saturday.
I probably won't go. Unless other peeps go. ^_^
ALSO X3: MCHAPPY DAY IS ON SATURDAY AS WELL.
Big Macs FTW. KK.
I went to McHappy Day last year. Cos Dale Thomas was there. =]
But this year, I don't know who will be there.
If anyone finds out who'll be at McHappy Day, PLEASE tell me. Well, tell me who'll be at the McDonalds' in Melbourne, kk.

I have no exams tomorrow.
I shall probably study Accounting. X]
And Chemistry. Chemistry is really hard. If any of you peeps want to choose Chemistry in VCE, think twice. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Later, peeps.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

I WANT CANDYYY!

Sorry to make you all hungry but I found these on Polyvore. ^_^

ALSO:

Okay, I'll explain.
THE T-SHIRT
It says stuff about chocolate. I like chocolate therefore I like the T shirt.
JEANS
Red skinny leg jeans. I have wanted them for ages, kk.
SHOES
Gabriella Cilmi wore black awesomely cool boots in her Sweet About Me video clip. Ever since, I have wanted a pair of my own.
BRACELET
I love candy. I also wrote the song, "I WANT CANDY!" Unfortunately some bitch took the credit for that song. I think it was Aaron Carter but don't quote me on that.
CHERRY CHAPSTICK.
Necessity just in case I walk past Katy Perry. Okay, okay, I promise not to go near Katy Perry. kk. ALSO X2: Video clip of Cupid's Chokehold is pretty cool. I love that song.

LOL.
I hope you enjoyed. ^_^

I DON'T WASTE TIME. HERE'S PROOF:

“Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.” John Lennon

Short post but I thought you all should know the "Quote Of The Day."

STUFF.

LOL, Wallace and Gromit is pretty funneh. ^_^
Y'know what else is funny?



Hopefully the video works.
Anyway, does anyone watch Supernatural?
I don't.

But my friend is OBSESSED with Jensen Ackles. (Well, a few of my friends are obsessed with Jensen Ackles)
Anyhoo, watch the video above. It is Jensen Ackles singing Eye Of The Tiger. It is really cool. But you can't fall in love with Jensen Ackles because some of my friends are married to him.
The video above is really cute. He's adorable and unignorable.
/tingtings

Never Miss A Beat is a good song too.
I LOVE IT.

ALSO: I have a new band that I like. ^_^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnwLf88t_Wc
The embedding was disabled. So I put the link above instead. X]
Anyway, Mr. Brightside is a AWESOME song. kk.

Their new song, Human, is also cool. I love it.

ALSO X2: I want P!nk's new album, Funhouse. It looks awesome.

Friday, November 7, 2008

LOL.

Howdy peeps!
I went to make myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
That is a line from my story. I've been reading Apt Pupil by Stephen King. Todd is so funny.

Conversation with Todd and his mum:
Mum: Hey Todd baby.
Todd: Hey Monica baby.

And yeah. ^_^

Ah, good times.
I have exams next week.
I'm nervous for my General Specialist exam. I have forgotten how to do Sequences and Series. All I remember is that there are many formulas to remember.
But it's alright cos we get to bring in a bound book of notes. =P

I'm starting to think that my result for the Calculator-and-notes Exam is going to be better than the No-Calculator-and-no-notes Exam.
WHAT?

Oh well. Hopefully I do well on both.
By the way, does anyone think I'd be able to sneak in my Chemistry notes into the Chemistry exam? Cos I'm scared of failure.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: A newspaper subscription just means you will have something thrown at the front of your house every single day.

Nice. That really motivates me to get the newspaper delivered. ^_^

I shall leave now.
Later, peeps.

Thursday, November 6, 2008

HA HA HA.

School was pretty boring today.
It was the last day of Year 11 classes. And everyone was like, "OMG, yay!"
We did a lot of studying cos we had a Study period in the morning and instead of doing sport, we had another Study period.
And in the other two classes, we studied for that subject.

Except English. We had English for the last period.
And we just went down to the Computer Labs and watched Obama's speech on the internet. He used lots of persuasive techniques so yeah.
Anyway, we were waiting for the video to load so we all just talked.
One of my friends found the remote for the overheard projector and it had a red laser light on it. So she was just shining the red dot at everything and everyone.
It was funny. ^_^

I got drenched when I walked home from school.
I got to the traffic lights and I just stood there and water was dripping from me.
And there were heaps of shops nearby.
So, a woman came up to me, and she was like, "Hey, do you want to get dry for a minute?"
And I was like, "Uh, yeah. But I have to walk home."
And the woman was like, "Here's five dollars. Go sit in a cafe and dry yourself off."
And I was like, "Nah, I'm right."
And she was like, "-puts money in my hand- Just take it."

So I went and I got two biscuits. ^_^
Except I still got drenched when I had to walk home again. EPIC FAIL.

The Inkys were on last night.
I didn't go cos I'm lazy and also I have exams.
But Town by James Roy won the Golden Inky. I was all like, "OMG, I love Jordan and Hattie!"
And Before I Die by Jenny Downham got the Silver Inky. That book was so sad. I cried. ;_;
^_^
Except I didn't win the competition. I didn't even get Runner's Up. EPIC FAIL. AGAIN.

I suppose heaps of people entered the competition.
And my entry was pretty crap.
I only entered it because my motto is, "You gotta be in it to win it."
Basically because once they had a competition and you had to write a Shakespeare thing. And I was like, "Too hard. I can't win that."
And then, they announced the winners and they were like, "Every entry gets a prize."
SUCKS TO BE ME.

Anyhoo, I shall stop bothering you.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Should I watch Rove on Sunday? Cos I have an English exam on Monday morning so I'm like wondering if I should watch Rove or tape it. Hm...

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

EXAMS SCARE ME.

HELLO.
I have exams next week.
I have done a Chemistry summary sheet. Unfortunately I can't take it into the exam.
Chemistry is probably my hardest subject.
Well, not including General Specialist Maths. THAT is impossibly hard.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: They say crime doesn’t pay. But surely there’s good money in bank robbery.

I got that off www.rovedaily.com.au
*starts rapping*
I love Ryan Shelton. He's so funneh.

Anyway, I'm doing the NaNoWriMo thingy.
Except I have only done 1,000 words. EPIC FAIL.
My story is about a boy named Heath. And his best friend's name is Jesse.
(Btw, Jesse and Heath are the best names ever).

In the story, Heath meets a hobbit.
I don't know what to call the hobbit.
I'm thinking of Luke (lead singer of the Kooks) or Sam or Pippin or Frodo.
Does anyone have a suggestion?

Anyhoo, in lighter news, the frontman of Fall Out Boy Pete Wentz's mum is called Dale.
It is kinda funny cos I like Dale Thomas. And now I've found out that Dale is also a girl's name. LOL.

Ah, good times.
I shall leave now.
Later, peeps. ^_^

P.S. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES READ A STEPHEN KING BOOK BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP. NEVER.
P.P.S. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT.

Obama won.
EPIC WIN.
Cos I didn't want Sarah Palin to win. Well, she couldn't win cos she wasn't running for President. But I just don't want Sarah Palin to be Vice President because when John McCain dies, God help us all.

Anyhoo, I went to school today.
The long weekend didn't seem long enough but oh well.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY: I've always wondered what it's like to live in America.
Like, is it basically the same as Australia?
Do they have the same shows on TV and the same movies in the cinemas?
Does the school bus come to all the students' houses before school like on the Simpsons?
Do they all celebrate on 4th July?
Does the government play a big part in people's lives?
Idk. =|

ALSO: Does every student wear casual clothes to school each day?
Or do they have uniforms?
Do they learn the same stuff in school - same curriculum?
Do all the Americans know about Australia? Like, do they know Australia exists?

Questions, questions, questions.
Did I bore you all?
I'm sorry. REALLY sorry.

Monday, November 3, 2008

MELBOURNE CUP.

DID YOU KNOW: I can see Russia from my house.

The Melbourne Cup was just on.
I was going for Mad Rush (as Damien Oliver was the jockey) and Moatize (the jockey was a girl - GIRLS RULE).
And Mad Rush and Moatize didn't come first, second or third. EPIC FAIL.
I was extremely disappointed.

I always go for the horse that has Damien Oliver riding it.
Cos Damien Oliver is fabulous.
ALSO: I'm taller than him.
Well, I think I'm taller than him. Idk.

Ah, I suck at choosing the winning horse.
I used to be good.
Like, I could always choose the right horse.
When I was about 9 years old, I was going for two horses. And one of the horses came first and the other one came second.
I have no idea how I did it. I just looked at the names and I was like, "That's a nice name."

Mad Rush is NOT a nice name. WHY DID I CHOOSE IT?!
Well, the horse which came first has a bad name.
Who would call their horse Viewed?! Viewed is not a name.
Oh hai, I'm Viewed. Who might you be?
WHAT?

Oh well. Better luck next year.

LOL.

DID YOU KNOW: Chris Isaak has one of the races in the Spring Racing Carnival named after him.

ALSO: this.

How funny is this?!

IT'S TIME TO GO.... AUSTRALIAN IDOL.

DID YOU KNOW... that only one person watches Aus Idol and they are PAID to watch it (cos it's their job to blog about it..)

Hey everyone.
I don't have to do Biology anymore!
In VCE, that is.

LOL. I watched the Simpsons last night. ^_^
I also watched P!nk on Idol.
So, I sat there for about an hour basically watching a show that is more boring than watching grass grow.
But that's alright.
COS I KEPT SAYING TO MYSELF: P!NK WILL BE ON SOON.
P!nk was fantastic. ^_^
She sang her new single, Sober. I had never heard that song before but it was excellent. LOL.
ALSO: On Idol, I didn't know much about the contestants but one of the contestant's mum rang up the show and told a totally embarrassing story. And the contestant was just sitting there squirming. And James was like, "We'll now go to an ad break. We shall be back with more embarrassing stories from contestants' mothers."
LOL. It was kinda funny.
Besides that, the whole show was BORING.
I didn't pay much attention so don't ask me who got eliminated. (Actually I do know that the Casey-Donovan-look-a-like was eliminated...)

Anyway, I entered the NaNoWriMo. I think I spelt that wrong. =|
Oh well.
Apparently you have to write a 175 page story to be a winner in the competition.
It is like 5000 words or something. Actually, I think I left out a zero.
Anyway, I have written (drum roll please) ... 147 WORDS.
EPIC FAIL.

Well, I have to write it by the end of November and it doesn't have to be a good story - it can be a pile of crap. It just has to be 175 pages or whatever.

I shall leave now.
Later, peeps.
P.S. Speaking of novels, Adam "Gilly" Gilchrist has written a book about himself.
P.P.S. Also, Dale Thomas is cool. KK.
P.P.P.S. Rebel Wilson wrote a book too! ^_^
There was an interview in the newspaper today with Rebel Wilson. Rebel said that she was a good student in school except she did start a lolly shop from her own locker. It was very profitable. X]
Her book is out on November 17th. I shall buy it.
ALSO: I liked Rebel Wilson on The Wedge. She stalked the Dylan guy. It reminded me of me stalking Dale Thomas. Except I only send him weird comments on his blog that he doesn't reply to. (Click on the link to read my random comments LOL)

Sunday, November 2, 2008

NO MORE BIOLOGY.

Well.
I had mah Biology exam today.
Some questions were a bit difficult but overall, it was pretteh good.
The last question was like saying how some scientists found a fossil and they named it HOMO FLORESIENSIS. Something like that.
Do you have ANY idea what type of creature that is?
A HOBBIT.
Yes, you read that correctly.
Humans are related to hobbits and they are both related to apes.
WHAT?

I thought that hobbits were fictional characters.
Like they come from Middle Earth. Where the hell is Middle Earth?!
So, if Frodo is real, does that mean Edward Cullen is real?
Wow.

Anyway, I came home from the exam and I watched ROVE.
Cos I taped it last night as I wanted to go to bed early so I could get lots of sleep before my exam.
It was lovely but what the hell were they discussing that Rove was all like, "I didn't say yes. O_O"
And everyone else was like, "You did."
It was some "club" and they were all like, "Let's join it."
Okay, so did they say the MO HAI CLUB, the MO HIDE CLUB, the MOHIDE CLUB?!
WHAT WERE THEY SAYING???

Anyhoo, I found it amusing how someone found poo in their ice cream.
LOL. ^_^
And then, the scientists wanted to see if the poo was human or animal.
Rove was all like, "I don't think it'll make a difference. It's not like the family are sitting there going hopefully it came from a dog.."
Ah, good times.

ALSO: P!nk performs on Idol tonight.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

GOOD CHARLOTTE SHALL DIE. T_T

Some prick did this picture on DeviantArt.
One of my friends would not be happy with Avril being killed.
I shall hunt down whoever made this horrible picture. T_T
Now, excuse me, while I sing some great tunes.

HE WAS A BOYY. SHE WAS A GIRL.
HE WAS A PUNK. SHE DID BALLET.
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?

HEY HEY YOU YOU! I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
(No, I don't like Dale's girlfriend)

YOU MAKE ME SO HAWT...
YOU'RE SO RIDICULOUS....
YOU MAKE ME WANNA SCREAM.. -screams for the sake of screaming-
-jumps from about 1 metre high-

Avril Lavigne may be really cool but GABRIELLA CILMI IS BETTER. ^_^
I didn't know what clothes to put on her.
But if you look closely, she's wearing red shoes.
FABULOUS.
RED SHOES ARE COOL. KK.

PICTURES FOR YOU. X]

GREEN DAY. ILY BILLY JOE. X]

It is the TING TINGS.
Someone did these on DeviantArt. ^_^

There is also some of Paramore, The Living End, Muse and other bands. KK.
The link is here.

And there is one of Operator Please too.
I love Timmy.
He is pretty cute. X']

I have a certain song stuck in my head.
Hopefully it will help me in my Biology exam tomorrow.
It goes like, "TEACHERS GONNA TEACH ME... HOW TO GET AN A.. -moonwalk-"
I want an A. The teachers don't teach me how to get an A. Cos I never do get an A. 'Cept in Math Methods. -nerd-

Anyway, I shall go now.
Later, peeps. ^_^
P.S. ROVE IS ON TONIGHT. I'ma going to tape it cos I'm going to bed early due to my exam being at 9am. =P

GABRIELLA CILMI IS GORGEOUS. NUFF SAID.

HELLO EVERYONE!
CAPS LOCK IS PRETTY, KK.

I was reading teh newspaper today.
And there was a picture of Dale Thomas at the Spring Racing Carnival WITH HIS FRIGGIN' GIRLFRIEND.
I was upset.
So I turned the page and saw a fabulous picture of Gabriella Cilmi looking FANTASTIC as per usual. ILY GABRIELLA CILMI. ^_^

So anyway, I was listening to the radio and Mr Brightside came on. The Killers are fawesome, kk. Nearly as good as the Galvatrons. (The lead singer doesn't have sexy blonde hair)
Anyway, I was watching Video Hits today and the new Killers song came on. It's called Human and it was nearly as fantastic as Gabriella Cilmi's new song Save The Lies BTW, NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GABRIELLA CILMI.

I love that ad where the girl is all like, "WASHING YOUR FACE IS BORING. RIGHT?" And then she's like, "WRONG."
And at the end, she's all like, "BORED? ...WASH YOUR FACE! ^_^"
Amusing ad. Works well with an American accent. I don't know why. >_>

ICE AGE IS TEH FUNNY.
I watched it yesterday.
I love the squirrel with the acorn. X]
And Sid or Syd or whatever his name is.

I SHALL GO NOW.
AND I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH A QUIZ THAT SOMEONE SENT ME BY EMAIL. LOL.

Two names you go by:
1. Laura> >> 2. Idk. Laura?

Two things you are wearing right now
1. Jeans. X]
2 Pink jacket. Shut up, I'm cold.

Two things you want very badly at the moment:
1. My little Dale Thomas with me. *sniff*
2. I want someone to ring me up and be like, "Biology exam has been cancelled."

Two people who will most likely send this back
1. IDK. Your mum.
2. Uh, the Cadbury gorilla. He's kinda hot.

Two things you did last night:
1. I watched Ice Age: The Meltdown. FOOOOOOOOOOD GLORIOUS FOOOOOOD. LOLWHUT? It's catchy. ^_^
2. Ate dinner.

Two things you ate today
1 Kiwi fruit.
2 Toast. (With Vegemite ^_^)

Two people you last spoke to:
1. My dad.
2. My mum. X]

Two things you're doing this weekend:
1. Studying.
2. More studying.

Two longest car rides:
1. TO BROULEEEEEEEE!
2. CANBERRA. FTW.

Two favourite beverages:
1. ORANGE JUICE.
2. RASPBERRY LEMONADE.